absolutely
The one word that will get your boss / parent / authority figure to give you the "
deer in headlights" look and leave you alone. Regardless of what is being discussed; i.e. 1)drawn out over explained instructions on how to do a simple task 2) Typical Parental Lecture 3)"Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" situations.Instructions On Use: Step One - Wait For Pause In Assailents Ranting
Step Two - Make Convincing And Direct Eye Contact Step Three - Say "Absolutely Boss, Dad , Officer, Etc."
Step Four - Walk Away And Proceed Going About Your Business
absolutely
by jdmatt on Jul 15, 2010 08:47:49
An interjection indicating
affirmation in the extreme. Even more extreme than "sure," much more than "yup," and a world away from "
uh huh." Used primarily to bullshit people into thinking you agree with something they said and that, of all people, you know what they're talking about. The former may or may not be true, but the latter
seldom is.
Example:
Glenn Beck: We've already proven that Barack Obama's birth certificate was printed in 2005 at a
Kinko's in
Alexandria Virginia, which proves he's a Kenyan Muslim socialist. You know what I mean?
Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
absolutely
by Jesse Hattabaugh on Apr 09, 2006 03:58:25
Absolute
by awesomeMB9 on Sep 26, 2020 10:33:50
Absolut
by Denis Baldwin on Feb 04, 2004 02:58:21
Absolute
by Trendyhoe on Jun 21, 2018 14:33:32
When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities
10x stronger by making the victim
feel dumb.
Example:
Without:
Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you
dunce!
Guy 1: :(
With:
Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that
you absolute dunce!
Guy 1:
I don’t feel so good D:
absolution
by RavenousPlant on Mar 10, 2006 08:37:15
Third album by
the British band
MUSE considered by many to be their best. Considered by others to be highly overrated. Still
one hell of an album.
Absolution
by Kailey__09 on May 20, 2009 08:50:42
Another amazing album by the ultimately amazing band Muse. It includes the following songs:
1. Intro
2.
Apocalypse Please
3. Time is Running Out
4. Sing for Absolution
5. Stockholme Syndrome
6.
Falling Away with You
7. Interlude
8. Hysteria
9. Blackout
10. Butterflies and Hurricanes
11. The Small Print
12. Endlessly
13.
Thoughts of a Dying Atheist
14. Ruled by Secrecy
Absolutely
by uggson on Mar 30, 2015 04:54:29
Absolutely is a word used to make a
sentance seem
stronger. It is used to make things seem better and more extreme, and is used for both positive and negitive
attitudes. The word refers to someone's opinion mostly.
absolutable
by MasterCDS on Jan 23, 2011 16:37:10