pavlov

Verb.To associate an action with an unrelated stimulus.



Pavloved
1. To become the victim of routine so much so as to become brain washed and maintain the same habits despite a change in one's environment.

2. To be trained to do something that doesn't make sense akin to being hypnotized.
Example:
1. Every morning I drive down to the corner of Park and Main only to stare find a vacant building. Man ever since they moved that Dunkin' Donuts I've just been pavloved.

2. Jim: Every day when Dwight logs out of his computer I've offered him a mint so today I didn't.

Dwight logs out and we hear the Windows log out sound. Dwight holds out his hand.

Jim: Why are you holding out your hand?

Dwight: I don't know...and my mouth tastes really bad and not minty.


pavlovic
In basketball, to drive to the hoop when one can only shoot three pointers. In honor of NBA player and Cleveland Cavalier Sasha Pavlovic.
Example:
He tried to drive to the lane in traffic, but instead he pulled off a pavlovic and got called for a charging foul.


Pavloved
To become addicted to click and swipe reward reinforcement on social media
Example:
The quip went viral, leaving the anonymous poster fully Pavloved, after which he spent even more time on the social media site each day, completely hooked on the virtual attention, looking for more.


pavlov's dong
An erection that occurs every time you are exposed to a certain, seemingly unrelated stimulus.

For instance, getting an erection every time you see a hot chick is not a pavlov's dong, but getting an erection every time you see a trumpet would be.

Pavlov's dong is usually caused by association. If you had this really hot girlfriend who loved donuts and she broke up with you, the association of your old girlfriend is what would cause a pavlov's dong with donuts.
Example:
"Dude, you're in a room full of guys and you just got a boner."
"No homo man, it's just a pavlov's dong."


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