the Akron Hammer

Nickname given to LeBron James by Sports Nations Michelle Beadle.



Akron Hammer

by G Gifford on Dec 25, 2009 12:51:51

Preferred nickname of Lebron James, one of the best players in the NBA, coined by the beautiful Michelle Beadle.
Example:
The Akron Hammer just put the final nail in the coffin for the Celtics.

For some reason Colin Cowherd won't call the Akron Hammer by his real name and keeps calling him King James. He must be referring to James Worthy I guess.

The Akron Hammer sends it down...WITH AUTHORITY!

We are all witnesses to the Akron Hammer's greatness.


The Akron Hammer

by Michelle Beadle is a bitch on Dec 26, 2009 05:22:36

The "new and improved" nickname for LeBron James that is apparently "TAKING THE U.S.A. BY STORM." The "Akron" part of the name is because of the simple fact that LeBron James hails from the mean streets of Akron, Ohio. The "hammer" part of the nickname serves no purpose. It could just serve the purpose of giving Michelle Beadle an excuse to fantasize about getting hammered in the ass by LeBron James.
Nobody knows where this definition first came into existence but Michelle Beadle will continue to use this word in an unchallenged manner on SportsNation. Never fear though Michelle will eventually stop using this word once she realizes that she has no chance of getting LeBron on her and she will soon begin to hate him..just like Tom Brady whom she now despises for "no apparent reason."

The only time you would ever use this word is if you wanted to sound like a complete and utter moron.
Example:
guy 1: "Oh my god did you just see that monster dunk?!?! The Akron Hammer strikes again!!!."

guy 2: "I'm almost positive that's fuggin LEBRON JAMES you retard...but yeah Kobe got wrecked."


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