mr big

Opposite of Mr Small, often refering to a male's genial size.



Mr. Big
the worst rock band to ever score a #1 hit. Screechy singing, sloppy and derivative guitar playing, cock rock lyrics, shitty songs, cliches - everything about them just plain sucks.
Example:
I saw Mr. Big as an opening act for Rush in 1990 and boy did they ever ess you cee kay. They were so awful most of the people on the grounds got up and went underneath the bleachers until the 45 minute set was up. We all remarked about how extreme the band was in their flat-out suckability. They were the worst band I had ever seen in my life. Rush came on stage after that and rocked the house, like I knew they would. Mr. Big sucks out the ass. Big time.


Mr Big Time
Someone that thinks he's the Alpha male of the group when he's actually an equal or just the group's bitch.

Typically wears vest tops, revealing the lack of muscle on his arms. He's also loud and pretentious to compensate for his tiny cheese puff penis.

If you happen to notice one of your fellow group members turning into a Mr Big Time you should:
1. Confer with other group members to confirm the transformation
2. Stop calling him by name and instead, in a high pitched piss take voice, call him 'Big Time'

This will ensure he is reminded of where he stands within the group, not as a leader but as an equal or possibly less than, depending on the severity of the situation.
Example:
Mr Big Time (pretentious friend): *Puts on vest top and acts as if muscular*

Group: 'ooooo Big Time'


Mr. Big Dick
1. A title given to a guy who's attitude exudes self confidence, an alpha male type presence, or an "I'm better than you but I don't feel the need to point it out" type aura.

This type of behavior is most common in short males when they are around their significant other.
Example:
Male 1: hey dude look at Matt over there.
Male 2: What do you mean?
Male 1: He's sitting over there like Mr. Big Dick with his arm over his girlfriend like that.
Male 2: Oh yea, but you know he's short and short guys need to like assert their dominance and whatnot...


Mr Big Mac
an honorable, sweet person. They may be quiet at first, but when you talk more they will open up to you. Not the best to be in a relationship with but decent for one date.
Example:
Boy 1: "Oh, what are you eating?"
Boy 2: "I'm eating Mr Big Mac, of course!"
Boy 3: "Very Mr Big Mac of you!"


Mr. Big Shot
When a man is acting like "Mr. Big Shot" by using his money and he uses it to control others, people he barley knows so he throws his money around- giving it away and spending big in front of people to win them over and try to make it looks like he's important and well liked.......when the truth is he is a loser, a nobody, has to buy his friends, and has a insane fear of people not liking him and very low self esteem. Also the only sex he gets is from prostitutes and in that case he is a jew with his money.
Example:
Michael never intends on opening that business, he just likes playing "Mr. Big Shot" with all the homeless people he has hired to redesign the building.


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