the Milton

The most adorable, kind hearted guy you will ever meet. Dont take him for granted hes quiet sometimes but gets wild, great kisser and bubbly personality. He goes hard , punches hard as shit. He falls in love easily, loves Ferraro Roche. Sexy ass mother f****r ! He is simply amazing.



Miltoned
To have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the Miltonee want to leave. Derived from the Milton character in the movie Office Space, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.
Example:
Since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with Smelly Mel from Marketing - I'm totally getting Miltoned!


The Milton
When you're at the club, grinding up on a chick, you reach around to her chest and grope her tits, while doing the rock-a-way
Example:
Friend 1"Yo did you see that?"
Friend 2"See what?"
Friend 1"That dude just pulled The Milton"


Miltonic
A powerful descriptive term that typically defies description.

Miltonic:
1- characterized by distilled excellence;
2- describing a person or place or phenomenon that is beyond epic and beyond titanic;
3- almost as flawless as - or even more flawless than - LOTR or Dark Knight or AVATAR.

A term that draws it's stature & strength from the depth & breadth of the work by John Milton - an 'epic poet' born four centuries ago.
Example:
Ant: "Avatar is art."

Melve: "Mate, I know I saw it in 3D, 'epic' doesn't cut it, the movie was Miltonic".


Milton
A small town just South of Boston, which borders on Quincy, Dorchester, and Mattapan. As a “cut through” town from the city, Milton has little to offer. With some of the highest real estate taxes in the state, Milton decided to forgo the help of building a supermarket in town to lower taxes and instead built a third golf course. But really, who needs a supermarket when you can have Newcombs everyday? Known for its rich snobby attitude and elderly nosey residents, Milton youths have nothing better to do than drink. They will drink anywhere, usually the woods, the Q’s, the Dome, and the Crater. They will use ridiculous words like ytrap, knird, and zoob to throw off the adults as to what they are doing, even though their parents used backwards talk when they went to Milton High. Milton will beat Braintree ever year in football, and there will always be an Eastside and a Westside.
Example:
Teen: "Milton is so boring, there is nothing to do! Hey can you get your brother to get us some reebs so we can go to the emod and knird tonight?"


Milton
Milton is a suburb under boston, and its the least Suburban Suburb i have ever seen in my life. The West Side is almost all black and the East Side is all Irish.

The girls in Milton are fine. They are all slutty and classy but not snobby.

Alot of people think Milton is Rich and snobby but thats only certain areas, and you won't hear of thos kids because they go to private schools cuz they are pussies.

Southie and milton have a great relationship, i dont know why but they do. There's alot of dating and friendship among them.

The Quincy kids don't really like Milton. But everyone hates Quincy anyways so no one really cares. haha
TOP HANGOUTS IN MILTON:
east milton Square
the high school
the crater
Andrews Park
Cunnigham
Tedeshki
the Milton Food Mart
Kelly Field
Example:
drink all day
party all night
Fuck every boy in sight

sluts&Assholes from Milton know what a good time is!


Milton
When playing the card game Hearts, the Milton is the player who stops the Power Run. This is always the second player to take points, therefore eliminating any chance of a Power Run for that hand.
Example:
Nad was one trick away from taking all 26 points when all of the sudden Jeff Walljewed, and took the final heart.

"Fuck this game," yelled Nad, flipping the table.

"One point Milton!" exclaimed Jeff as he reached for the scorecard.


Milton
Many definitions, a Milton can be a strap on Penis, a real Penis or anything you can stick into a female.

Many people worship the Milton as a type of God, they believe it brings peace and pleasure to daily lives.

The Milton plays a very important part in the lives of very many Greenwood High School students. We very much worship The Milton.
Example:
Yoooo, I told some random person to suck my Milton, & they looked at me like i just proposed to them.


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