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Assholes

n.The random childish fuckwads that Urban Dictionary allows to keep rejecting perfectly good definitions for no reason whatsoever.

Assholes

by Ur mom might be gay on Oct 11, 2018 00:18:14

People who actually post on Urban Dictionary

Example:
Well... (assholes- I’m only writing this because it is required)

Assholes

by Cheese mc cheeserson on Oct 04, 2017 05:05:13

The people who come to this website just to say bad things about people’s names just because they know someone with that name that made them mad.

Example:
There are so many assholes that use this website.

Assholes

by PineappleJuice on Mar 26, 2015 12:25:10

People who think they're cool when in reality they are just fucking up society even more than it already is.

Example:
You guys are a bunch of assholes.

asshole's asshole

by ashley1615 on Aug 20, 2007 17:27:19

some one who is a lying asshole

Example:
lying to me only makes you an asshole's asshole.

Asshole's asshole

by Hofstra90 on Sep 05, 2019 02:51:56

Someone who is such an asshole, that other assholes look at them and say "...Now THAT GUY'S an asshole!"

Example:
Rob? Man, he's not an asshole. He's an asshole's asshole.

assholeitis

by RESCU on May 13, 2009 16:57:39

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

Example:
A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

Assholism

by Weatherholt on Apr 20, 2016 06:02:32

When you're an asshole but it's not your fault you were just born that way

Example:
"You're an asshole"

"I know I have assholism"

Asshole

by darthdragongirl on May 04, 2013 00:27:44

A person who is intentionally cruel, obnoxious and heartless. Assholes are most often male. A female who follows these traits is referred to as a bitch. Assholes can take any form. Knowing this allows you to spot assholes at any time or place.

Be warned that an asshole is not synonymous for douchebag. A genuine asshole is the lethal combination of intelligence and arrogance. Assholes will attempt to humiliate you, and unfortunately, they generally succeed due to their intelligence. Douchebags, on the other hand, consist of only arrogance. They only think they are smart. Douchebags do not know they are douchebags because of their extreme egotistic tendencies. However, the asshole will always know they are an asshole.

Though the appearance of assholes does not follow a stereotype, behavior does. Assholes tend to:
-ENJOY NOTHING MORE THAN BEING AN ASSHOLE.
-Smirk. A lot.
-Argue for the sake of arguing.
-Laugh when they win an argument.
-Never let you hear the end of the argument they won.
-Participate in arguments they know they are not going to win.
-Not stop arguing until you give up because there's no point in arguing anymore even though you know you won.
-Associate your giving up with their victory.
-Point out every flaw your argument has, regardless of the subject. All the asshole cares about is making people look stupid.
-Physically push you around to get under your skin.
-Ambiguously answer your questions.
-Deny that they are assholes out loud.

Example:
"Wow. Max just argued unintelligently with me for an hour and a half and he thinks he won."
"Jeez, what an asshole."

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assholing

by Anon-in-Il-agin on Mar 23, 2008 15:47:51

1. To be overbearing, to force your opinion others.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.

Example:
He was assholing is way into our conversation, when we did not want him there or care about this asshole's opinion.

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