the Return of the Jedi

noun: A variant on the "Alaskan Pipeline." (Which is when one takes a shit in a condom, lets it freeze over night, and then proceed to masturbate with it.) The Return of the Jedi implies pleasuring oneself with the pipeline and then squeezing the frosty turd out of the condom and into a person's asshole; allowing it to thaw and then shitting it out again.



return of the jedi
The sixth, and "last", episode of the Star Wars saga. The film in which Luke confronts his father, we see the Emperor face-to-face, and we meet those cuddly little bastards, the Ewoks.
Example:
Sorry Wicket, but Jar Jar Binks has taken your title as the most hated creature in the galaxy.


The return of the jedi
Means when you come back home after having sexual intercourse with a girl that could be physically associated with the lineage of chewbacca. Meaning very unattractive.
Example:
"Hey dude. Did you meet Brad after the party last night?"
"Yeah. This jackass came home proud after getting laid and wanted a high-five."
"Really?"
"No way I would high-five him. He did the return of the jedi!"


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