Theif
Theif
Theif is the act of stealing and is most commonly used in describing the past tense. It can mean stealing something literally or taking another style or custom and claming it as your own.
Example:
Watch out Jerome he theifs everything.
My brother Theifed that album from Wal-mart last week.
She Theifed my sneakers the colors and everything.
Watch out Jerome he theifs everything.
My brother Theifed that album from Wal-mart last week.
She Theifed my sneakers the colors and everything.
commander in theif
George Bush, after his douchetard brother Jeb manipulated the Florida ballot count in Dubya's favor, causing a nationwide chain reaction that raped away any notions American citizens have that we might live in a free society or country where our fucking votes actually count for something more than a poor man's ass rag. For more information on the Florida vote counting debacle, go to www.unprecedented.org, a website for documentary of the same name, which outlines all of the criminal actions taken by the Republicans and fucking chimp-like bloodline of the Bushes.
Example:
"Hail to the cheif, our commander in theif" a twenty year old protester shouted, just before George Bush had him beaten to death and thrown into the landfill amongst the boxes of 86'd voting ballots.
"Hail to the cheif, our commander in theif" a twenty year old protester shouted, just before George Bush had him beaten to death and thrown into the landfill amongst the boxes of 86'd voting ballots.
Theif
Honey theif
Example:
Man 1: I'm having a fantastic day today, I think I might just sit back and relax, listen to some good old radio and drink some fosters.
Man 2: Thats cos you just got canned from your job, too poor to afford a T.V and too poor to buy some real alcohol to wash your worries away.
Man 1: You're such a fuckin' HONEY THEIF
Man 1: I'm having a fantastic day today, I think I might just sit back and relax, listen to some good old radio and drink some fosters.
Man 2: Thats cos you just got canned from your job, too poor to afford a T.V and too poor to buy some real alcohol to wash your worries away.
Man 1: You're such a fuckin' HONEY THEIF
commander and theif
Chocolate theif
A term adopted in a strip from the cool comic strip known as Penny-Arcade, Chocolate theif is said to be a synonym of the words queer and homo.
status theif
A term used to describe a person who goes out of their way to steal your facebook status. These people normally claim that the status is either 'not yours' or 'posted before you can post it.'
Example:
Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.
Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.