the Rule of Three

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.



Rule of Three
When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had divide a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like a slut. When a man answers multiply his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.
Example:
With out applying the rule of Three, she was still a slut.


The Rule of Three
1) The rule of three is the rule that controls how and when celebrities die. If one celebrity dies then two must follow or the universe will become unbalanced. This is why Betty White has not died.

2) The rule that things that are written in threes are generally more funny, more satisfying, and effective
Example:
Example 1

Dude 1: did you hear about that 911 dialing cat dying?

Dude 2: ya I did! I wonder what celebrities will be next! The Rule of Three always keeps me on my toes!

Dude 1: I hope its Tracy Morgan.

Dude 2: I can't help but feel that's racist...

Example 2

The three little pigs and goldilocks and the three bears are all examples of The Rule of Three in fairy tales


Wise-Parker Rule of Three
A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Example:
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!


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