ISRAEL

when a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they take it by force and the law will somehow be on the their (israeling) side.



Israeled
The act of taking something that is not yours and then kicking out the rightful owner
Example:
- Someone asked to share my table at a restaurant, and then asked me to leave the table because they had a meeting!
- looks like you just got israeled


Israeled
When somebody wants to "share" something what's yours and eventually takes over it entirely

Then they harass you, and when u wanna take it back they'll kill you for it

Or if something is happening to you and you can blame the British for it
Example:
"Someone asked me to share my coffee table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave because they have a meeting? Is this an episode of Seinfield or am I getting Israeled?"


Israeled
When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along
Example:
- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled


Israel
A country that thinks it’s Superman, but is actually Homelander.
Example:
“Dealing with Israel is like being in a relationship with an abuser. He F**** you up, and then acts like it’s your fault.”

-Bassem Yusuf on an interview with Piers Morgan.


israeled
when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled
Example:
when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs
Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled


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