the Supreme Court

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supreme court
The highest court in a given judicial system in the United States of America. Each state has it's own supreme court, as does the federal government (seated by 8 associate justices and one chief justice). They can choose which cases they wish to accept, can over-turn or alter the ruling of any inferior court, and can, in some cases, create constitutional law. Their main purpose is to defend the Constitution (of either their state or the federal government) and to interpret it's meaning in their rulings.
Example:
The United States Supreme Court is often referred to as 'the high court.'


Supreme Court
A court of old men who believe that they are allowed to control other peoples bodies because they all lived through WWI. These ancient freaks may not look like much, but be careful not to upset them they might just take your rights away just cause they can. And be careful not to kill a bug near them, it’s murder, because they are, in fact, cells.
Example:
Woman: I need to get an abortion please, I was SAed
Doctor: yeah ummmm nah, we can’t do that, if you want to you can go to jail for 15 years for it!
Woman: but my abuser will only be in prison for 5, how is that fair
Doctor: because you’ll be killing a non-breathing and non-functioning (on its own) clump of cells… duh
Woman: *Flabbergasted* but…

Doctor: do I need to call the police

Supreme Court: if you’re old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. You may be 16 but that sucks we guess but your fault for wearing that skirt.


Supreme Court
The term is a fallacy as it is neither supreme nor an actual court that is willing to uphold laws, unless it serves their heavily profitable agendas. This unit seems prone to spend time debating uteruses when they could be:

-championing prison reform by freeing people locked up for years for a plant, even in places where it is currently legal to do so.

-Cutting through the Gordian knot of those that profit off positions of power.

-Choosing to say out loud that corporations are not “persons…” since they seem to believe billion-dollar industries actually are people… true story.
Example:
Me: Did you watch the “Supreme Court?”

Everyone: No, sorry. I was at the met gala!

Them: Hey, I heard the Supreme Court made political donations an act of free speech! It seems Super pac’d!
Me: Throwing money at fanatics is certainly… common in history. How’s that working out?


The Supreme Court
Probably the worst group of people you’ll ever meet. From a range of old white men who decide womens rights and a women named Amy Coney Barrett who’s the definition of dog shit. I’ts filled with greedy conservatives who want to take peoples rights away.
Example:
What’s the biggest life scam ever??”
“The Supreme Court”


Supreme Court
The idiots in charge that gave us:

George W. Bush
Iraq
Katrina
Global hatred of America.

Also used as an excuse to execute even the most ridiculous of ideas, even if it wastes eight years of everyone's lives.
Example:
Guy #1: Dude, that's the shittiest idea you've had ALL day.
Guy #2: But the Supreme Court approved.

Guy #1: Aw, crap.


Supreme Court Shag
The act of deep contemplation in which one, as the Chief Justice, has to make the executive decision as to whether or not he will assume intercourse with a questionable vagina.
Example:
Jack: "Hey Mike, did you settle your Supreme Court Shag?"
Mike: "Yes. Cock v. Cunt was indeed a difficult case, but I inevitably ruled the vagina unconstitutional."


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