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the executive

Dropping a deuce in such spectacular form, as avoiding having to wipe at all.

Execution

by UnfunnyBob on Jul 24, 2016 13:28:04

The act of carrying out a death sentence, typically due to a major infraction of the law. This is most commonly done by injection of a deadly substance. Certain countries have public executions, public events where people are welcome to watch the executions of felons. The term is also associated with the murder of hostages at the hands of terrorists.

Example:
Terrorist groups usually videotape the execution of their hostages

executive

by Anonymous on Oct 07, 2003 05:39:41

Someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. Complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. Moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. Can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy "job."

Example:
Executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid assistant to wipe their bums.

execution

by Jon Davis on Jan 14, 2004 15:35:58

The carrying out of something.

The event or occurance of a thing that is executed.

Example:
The execution of this software will result in a virus spreading all over the Internet.

The Executive

by Urban Dictionary on Aug 21, 2008 05:25:28

The beltless trenchcoat that Frank Costanza invented and made a living off of selling. Mentioned in the episode "The Raincoats".

Example:
Kramer: "You recognize this?"
Shop keeper: "I sure do. That's The Executive."

execute

by Smith, Winston 6079 on Aug 13, 2007 17:44:10

To promote to an executive position.

Example:

When I grow up, I want to be executed! Please execute me!

Executive

by Hans Gruben on Mar 15, 2010 17:38:36

Executive: is an erection you have whilst at work. However its only known as an 'executive' if you wear a suit to work.

Example:
Sitting at your desk, doing some spreadsheets. Then the hot girl from Marketing walks in. BOOM. Executive.

executive

by renter on Sep 29, 2006 11:08:18

normal house or apartment that some jackass trying to rent it out decided to spruce up by adding a meaningless but impressive-sounding adjective

Example:
$2750 Executive Home 3Br (Diamondhead)

Execute

by Iknowexecution on Jun 16, 2010 12:57:05

To put to death by order of the law; kill legally.

Example:
A: I think Micheal Jackson's doctor should be executed or sentanced to life in prison for intentionally overdosing him! If I hear right, that's 1st degree murder!

B:

Name: Mio Kuroki.

Crime: Serving the Dark Kingdom, making the lives of the Sailor Senshi as miserable as possible and misusing clowns.

Plea: Guilty.

Sentance: Execution.

C: Marie Antoinette was executed because she was considered Austrian by the French people. They shouted terrible things at her while she was dragged by the wagon to her place of execution.

D: After King Louis the 16th was guillotined, cries of "VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE!" developed within 10 minutes and very soon became the universal shout of the crowd. It means "Long live the Republic!" in English.

executive

by The Literate Chatter-box on Oct 22, 2004 09:23:00

One who wears suits, shiny shoes and carries a breifcase to work.

Example:
Dude 1:Dude 2, you look like an executive in that sunday suit.
Dude 2: Shut up.

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