the Texan

Someone with a sense of pride in their home state. Someone who, although they may not wear boots and ten gallon hats, still feels like a cowboy. A texan sticks to his word, and is generally polite and friendly, but won't take shit from anyone. Not all texans are from Texas (ie. John Wayne), and not all those from Texas are texans (ie George Bush). A texan is also a person who can use the word y'all correctly, know that phrases like "yep" or "I tell you what" are sentences in themselves, and knows what real Mexican food is. And for the record, not all Texans are conservative, and none sleep with their relatives: that's Arkansas,



texan
someone who knows the true of meaning "hot as hell," (we fry at least on egg a year on the asphalt outside, just because we can) and likes only having two seasons a year and never having to deal with that white shit you northeners call "snow."
Example:
A texan needs no snow.


Texan
None of these definitions are 100% to the point.

Texan-
(n) A person from the state of Texas

(adj) Of or having to do with Texas
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btw, Texas is a modern state. Not podunk and white trash.
Example:
guy: I was born in Texas. I am a Texan

guy2: I was raised in Texas. I am a Texan


Texan
A person from Texas. All you other stereotypical fuckers get your ass down here and soon yall will quit talkin shit.

Texans do NOT ride horses to work, we drive the same cars you do. Except we do have big ass trucks unlike you guys.

Yes some Texans wear cowboy hats, but thats just part of Texas history and some people's tradition. And not all Texans are rednecks. Texans are also educated, as Texas is home to a number of prestigious schools. And Texans do NOT commit insest.

So now all you assholes who have never been here to Texas, shut the fuck up. I dare yall to come down here and say the shit you say on here. Your ass is gunna get shot after you get your ass whooped.
Example:
New Yorker: Why are we takin a road trip to Texas?
New Yorker 2: Cuz my aunt lives there and im guna visit her

(They get to Houston)

New Yorker 1: OMG ITS SO FUCKING HOT!!! DUDE that guy is wearing a cowboy hat, what a faggot!!
(Texan hears him)
New Yorker 2: Shit dude were fucked.
New Yorker 1: Why whats he guna...(gets knocked out)
Texan: Little bitch talk shit again i'll fuckin shoot your pathetic pansy ass.


texans
Hah i added the letter s on to texan so i get my own definition.

Persons from Texas, the best state in the union, would be the largest if you didn't count that stupid hunk of ice Alaska, aslo only state capable of secceding from the us and functioning as its own country.

Also a Football team that would be decenct if they got rid of the the california pretty boy quarter back and drafted Vince Young.

And for all your notherner bitches who don't know what Dr.Pepper is its the God of all sodas and we make it here.
Example:
Texan+s=Texans.....words to take up space


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