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Michael Myers

by Mrs Myers on Oct 30, 2015 09:50:09

A misunderstood middle aged man who only wanted a hug. He is missassuced of being a psycho-path when all he wanted to do was kill his family who did him wrong, and or tried to hurt him. He doesn't hurt Tommy Doyle, and multiple other people throughout his various scenes on screen. He only kills who's in his way. Also my future husband cause he's a sexy son of a bitch, so back the fuck off.
Example:
I only wanted a hug Loomis, I swear. michael myers halloween


Michael Myers

by Kain on Oct 17, 2004 14:32:28

Brutal mass murderer. Disturbed as a child, he was chosen to be inflicted with the Curse of Thorn, which focused his rage on his family and made him invincible. He has murdered scores of people, but is catatonic between Halloweens in which the Thorn constellation is present.
Example:
Michael Myers as a character was blemished by having his ass kicked by Busta Rhymes in Halloween: Resurrection.


Michael Myers

by Kiel Hodgson on Mar 17, 2005 03:51:49

Without a doubt the most kick ass horror movie figure. The scariest and most imtimidating, the most awesome horror character to ever be created. He wears a emotionless white mask and wears a boiler suit. He can be seen in the Halloween movies, 8 of them in total with a 9th of the way. Cursed with thorn, meaning he becomes invincable and is forced to kill his whole family. Wouldn't want to be cursed with that!
Example:
Michael Myers, the best fictional character ever!


Michael Myers

by Jason on Aug 21, 2003 14:00:32

One of the most famed movie murderers, michael myers claimed to have murdered his family, while wearing an unusal clown mask, yet his sister survived, which started this mass killers neverending drive to find her, and kill her, along the way killing much innocent lives, michael has been killed many ways, but relentlessly keeps coming back, neverending evil.
Example:
"We meet again, michael" - Halloween : Resurrection


Michael Myers

by Dark Chaos on Jul 30, 2004 06:40:33

A famous celebrity, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his movies: Austin Powers, Shrek, and even The Cat in the Hat (Which wasn't very well-accepted by the media, or the public for that matter, but come on: It's Michael freakin' Myers!)
Example:
"Yeah, shagadellic, baby!" he's known for saying.


Michael Myers

by ryhlyh on Feb 25, 2017 10:11:35

Not to be confused with Austin Powers or Shrek.

Guy with a white as the KKK mask and boiler suit who kills horny teens and hospital workers with a kitchen knife. Also, he's smarter and more resilient than anyone else, and could dominate that fat fuck Jason Vorhees.
Example:
Laurie: Was that the Bogeyman?
Busta Ryhmes: No, slut! That was fuckin' Michael Myers!


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