shitting the rainbow

After eating food with copious amounts of food coloring, your poo takes on colors other than the usual shades of brown.



Pulling Shit from Rainbows
To make up or extremely bullshit something so out of this world, that there is only one place one could have received it from and thats a rainbow
Example:
Tom: I ran 1 million yards in 2.4 seconds
Me: NO way, how did you do it?
Tom: Haha, its impossible, i'm just pulling shit from rainbows


Shitting Rainbows
Someone who has such extraordinary luck that if they were to defecate a beautiful rainbow would come out of their anus rather than faeces.
Example:
"Went into town with Jim last night, he ended up shagging a 10/10er and won £100 on a scratchcard"! "Lucky bastard is shitting rainbows".


Shitting Rainbows
When a person is in a state of such ecstasy that if they were to defecate, the substance would contain nothing more than a magical beautiful rainbow.

Example:
"Hey. I heard Jake got laid last night"
"Yeah...you should have seen him this morning...looked like he was shitting rainbows."

"OMG!! When Daniel asked me out...I swear I was shitting rainbows..."


shit rainbows
The description of a super happy, peppy, annoying individual- having the gall to always smile, offer inspirational words in even in times of obvious tragedy. When faced with such an individual, you will have the overwhelming desire to punch them in the face! They are soo unbelievably happy all the time, they MUST shit rainbows!
Example:
" I just got fired and my Grandmother died. This is a horrible day! I just want to crawl in bed and hide from the world."

"Really? I just lost an arm in a freak vending machine accident. But the sun is shining and the birds are singing! What a wonderful day!"

"Omg- are you effin' kidding me?! Do you shit rainbows,too?!"


Shitting Rainbows
The hyper happy reaction you get when you find out something great; It results in a rainbow butt rocket effect projectiling you out of your seat. (Jumping really high out of your chair/sofa/etc...)
Example:
WARNING: shitting rainbows may cause damages to your roof, result in concussions, memory loss, broken or sprained ankles (upon landing)... other side effects include shedding glitter, randomly hugging people, frolicing in public places, and talking like a teenage girl with ADHD over the exciting news to Everyone, Even strangers, for days. (this will last until the news gets old, so side effects are not permanent.)


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