backboarding
by Dr. Brown Wrist on Jun 04, 2009 03:36:12
A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water.
A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they
hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the
cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.
Example:
"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the
kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."
"
Woops, my
wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."
The Backboard
by Shoeless on Oct 17, 2005 14:24:47
Example:
So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was
so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her
the backboard and it all
worked out.
Over The Backboard
by heyhobobbyjoe on Jul 18, 2010 10:40:25