the backboard

Another term for the grundle



backboard
The upwards-facing flat plane of the penile shaft, when in boner form.
Example:
"Is it annoying when my shnoz rubs against your backboard during fellatio?"

"My balls look fine, but I think you bruised my backboard."


backboarding
A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.
Example:
"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."

"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."


The Backboard
(n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out.
Example:
So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.


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