backboarding
A technique used mostly by women to limit the sound of their turds entering the toilet water. A wad of toilet paper is held underneath their ass with one hand while they hover slightly above or lean forward off of the toilet seat. By bouncing their turd off of the cushy paper, the turd slides into the water in silence.
Example:
"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."
"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."
"Damn honey, the bathroom at your parents house is so close to the kitchen, I had to do some backboarding to avoid disrupting breakfast."
"Woops, my wrist is covered in poo... I guess I need to practice my backboarding skills."
Backboard
The Backboard
(n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out.
Example:
So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.
So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.
Backboard
Hit the Backboard
When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover
Example:
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.
Over The Backboard
When the ejaculate from your self-induced orgasm sails beyond the tissue/napkin/jizz rag and lands somewhere else.
Example:
Guy #1: "Hey dude, what's that white stain on your coffee table?"
Guy #2: "Dammit, I was jackin-off on the couch last night- I must have shot it over the backboard".
Guy #1: "Hey dude, what's that white stain on your coffee table?"
Guy #2: "Dammit, I was jackin-off on the couch last night- I must have shot it over the backboard".
boston backboard
while in the sitting position or on their knees holding a measuring cup in their mouth by the handle. the male shoots a load of cum off the females forehead head and into the measuring cup.
backboard squirt
Example:
He finished off with a backboard squirt
He finished off with a backboard squirt