goalkeeper
1. In soccer, or football as some places name the position, the only person that is really truly unique in
the 11 players.
goalies are allowed to use hands while inside their own
goalie box.If you read to here, congrats! the people who left might think i am a boring asshole to leave things like this on urban! I am gonna start talking about what the goalie really does.First of all, the goalie has the most fucked up
job on the pitch. He
dives, he saves, he leaps, he slides in mud, he cannot make mistakes, he is thought by assholes that don't know soccer as"easy job", and thought by even bigger assholes that know about soccer as "useless". chicks crave the strikers-they evade the goalkeepers.
secondly, no other position has a bigger
decisive power than the goalie. if a goalie saves a goalbound shot, it equals as he scores one. why does so many assholes think the goalies are useless?if you are a professional goalkeeper, great. good news, if you make good saves, you will show in the highlights. bad news, if you
concede, the video of you
eating shit will be played over and over again.last, goalies are the
backbone of the defence! when the team is fucked, its the goalie that has shit smeared all over his face picking up the ball from inside the goal and screaming:" fucking fight! you motherfucking assholes! lets go out and fuck those motherfucking fucks!!!!"so! i hope you are a little more interested in goalkeeper!
Location goalkeeper
by Reggie Dawg on Aug 14, 2018 15:12:15
Example:
Team member: Whilst we are doing this could we also do that?
Location goalkeeper: No, that is beyond the
boundaries of the current
project and would need to form part of a later project.
Musty Goalkeeper
by Grimslow on Aug 31, 2012 01:14:26
Example:
Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it
smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that
musty goalkeeper where it was.
got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal
by jet-x on Jun 08, 2009 16:35:18
Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.
This analogy is based on the
empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a
goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.
A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.
This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an
open goal!" or "wow
Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"
Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
Example:
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud
Anthony"
B: "what kind of
defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"
A: "alright i'm
going for it! watch out Anthony!"