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shapped

Originating from the words shop and talk, it began used when discussing all things relevant to the Vancouver Canucks. It has now evolved to be used in countless other applications (see examples).

SHAP

by FjordIsABaller on Apr 19, 2014 07:57:21

Shap = Shit + Happens. However, SHAP can be used in conjunction with other words or acronyms, like, Shapadoo, Shapadon't, Shapado etc. SHAP + anything is possible, like, Shapallelujah. The possibilities with SHAP are endless, so have fun.

Example:
Guy #1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me last night.
Guy #2: SHAP!

Shapping

by Rozma on Dec 02, 2012 10:09:59

The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.

Example:
Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?

Shap

by TopNotchTopHat on May 05, 2014 20:25:17

To shap is to shit and fap simultaneously.

Example:
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's having a shap."

shap

by David makua on Jul 13, 2019 19:55:25

A south african phrase for describing an agreement or when saying bye or genrally meaning okay.

Example:
Eg:wow dude did you see that beautiful car.

: yoo it was shap man

Eg: heres your change.

: thanks man, shap shap.

Eg: you have to turn right at the junction

: shap

Shapping

by That guy that has nothing else on Jun 12, 2017 05:48:36

A bastardisation of the words "shitting" and "fapping".
It is the act of masturbating while defecating at the same time.

Example:
"I need to go take a shit"

"Then why are you grabbing lube?"

"shapping."

"ew..."

shap

by Raddichio on Apr 07, 2005 10:48:10

a combination of shit and crap. Used when you cannot figure out which form of the word to use.

Example:
"Dude i ran over your dog's tail."
"OH Shap! you retard!"

Shap

by FreshFromDenver on Jan 11, 2008 01:50:30

The act of fraudulently using a restroom stall to sleep (typically at work when a nap is badly needed) rather than for it's intended purpose. Usually accomplished by normal sitting posture on the toilet seat, with or without a paper cover. Particular toilet designs are more suited for shapping - those with a flip-up top seat can provide a comfortable, inclined backrest, while those with traditional "commercial" plumbing flush handles can be quite uncomfortable to lounge against. It this last case, the shapper may choose to lean to the side, bracing themselves against the wall, or even lean forward, elbows on knees, although this increases the risk of shap-drool puddle formation on the floor.

Example:
"He was in there forever! Must've had something bad to each for lunch"

"No - he wasn't taking a shit - he was taking a nap."

"Oh...you mean a Shap."

shap

by martin font on Aug 03, 2005 04:54:06

Abbreviation of the word Shaperone. Usually used by 8-12 year olds (annoying ones) going through the preliminary stage of social development. See tweens. Intended to be a hip cryptic expression. Pertains to "parties," fieldtrips, and various other celebrations.

Example:
Loser Kid 1: "Hey Teddy, I went to a sweet party yesterday."
Loser Kid 2: "Nifty!"
Loser Kid 1: "Yeah, tell me about it, there were only five 'shaps' it was off the heezy."
Loser Kid 2: "Sounds spiffy."
Loser Kid 1: "Totally, there were enough juice boxes for every 6th grader in the world! We partied until 3 in the afternoon!!!"
Loser Kid 2: "WOW!"

Shap

by shapisawesome on Apr 23, 2011 06:58:53

Stands for She Has A Penis. Used to point out a girl with a man-ish apeal. Also used as a noun. When used as a noun it means a girl who might have a penis or looks like a man

Example:
Shap at 12 o'clock!

My new boss looks like a Shap.

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