the houdini
after fucking a grl anal the guy takes out his dick and spits on her back so she thinks hes already has cum, then says 'hey baby' and when she turns around splooges into her eye
the houdini
ok, the real definition is this: You are doing a girl doggy style whilst she if facing a window to the outdoors...half way thru your thrusting, you do a pull out move (to say finger her a little...) but then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you....this is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window when you now (smiling ear to ear) wave at your girl, who comes to the realization that, "if you he is out there, who is fucking me!!!?"....hillarity ensuesthe houdini
When you fuck a chick from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes/face
the houdini
When you are doing a girl doggy style and you punch her in the back off the head and knock her out cold then flip her over and procede to nut on her face when she wakes up youll be gone and she'll be left wondering what the hell just happened just like houdini often had his audience saying
the houdini
its when a man is getting oral sex from a woman and as hes about to ejaculate his penis and cum dissapear in her mouth..thus "the houdini"
Example:
i got this drunk girl to give me "the houdini"...there was no clean up needed it was awesome
i got this drunk girl to give me "the houdini"...there was no clean up needed it was awesome
Houdinied
houdini
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
Houdini
Example:
Everything seemed to be going great in the relationship, then Michael "pulled a Houdini" - meaning he simply disappeared. He stopped calling, texting, sending emails, visiting, etc.
It is what IMMATURE men and women do when they are no longer interested in pursuing a relationship with someone - very similar to children who "pull a Houdini" and disappear while walking through the department store with their mothers.
Everything seemed to be going great in the relationship, then Michael "pulled a Houdini" - meaning he simply disappeared. He stopped calling, texting, sending emails, visiting, etc.
It is what IMMATURE men and women do when they are no longer interested in pursuing a relationship with someone - very similar to children who "pull a Houdini" and disappear while walking through the department store with their mothers.
Houdini, The
After doing a girl doggie style or anal. You pull out and spit on her back right before you're about to blow your load and when she turns around thinking you're done you shoot your load in her face.
Houdini
Is a woman that possesses the proper fellatio skills that allow her to fully throat your dick all the way down to your nuts, therefore making it completely disappear. Once in a blue moon you may come across a houdini that can even manage to make your balls disappear as well and if so, wife her quickly.
Example:
"Man, you remember that red headed girl I left the party with?"
"Yea, you bone her?"
"Na but she is a certified Houdini that's a fucking fact. Sucked my soul out.."
"Yee"
"Man, you remember that red headed girl I left the party with?"
"Yea, you bone her?"
"Na but she is a certified Houdini that's a fucking fact. Sucked my soul out.."
"Yee"