drunk girl

a guy on saturday night live that does a perfect impression of a drunk fat blonde girl that thinks shes sexy. oh common kids, you all know you've run into them.



Dumb Drunk Girl
Girls who primarily go to Illinois State. These specific girls wear dresses out and can often be seen out any night of the week. They are of below average intelligence and probably will believe whatever you tell them. 9 out of 10 times you will be able to hook up with them without even finding out their names or having any kind of communication at all.
Example:
Tommy: "Did you see the chick Fox hooked up with last night?"

McCormick:"Yeah man she was a dumb drunk girl"


Drunk Girl Karate
When a girl who's BAC level reaches too high, she becomes unstable. This may result in a serious of furious attacks of unknown reason. The motions of the attack are generally misguided flailing of hands in the air and occasional kicking. This is known as Drunk Girl Karate.
Example:
Guy1: Dude, Kritstin got so drunk last night, she attacked John for no reason!

Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.


drunk party girls
The greatest joke in the world. Send your buddy a link to www.embarrassing.net/images/drunkpartygirls.jpg and let the fun begin.
Example:
Oh man, that fucker sent me a link to drunkpartygirls, I'm going to kill him and eat his children.


White Girl Drunk
To be so drunk you are laying on the floor SAYING you're ok when you really are about to puke. BUT this does not stop you from chugging your last drink and passing out where you lay. Normally the one who yells the most early on, then 3 drinks later is dunskies.
Example:
Man I am totally getting white girl drunk tonight.

*Points to person on floor* You are so White girl drunk.


white girl drunk
to get so drunk that you pass out...... and when you wake, you dont know what happened... you just know tha your bra and panties are missing... and your somewhere you never thought you would be or seen..... or in bed with someone you thought you would never sleep with or know.... and you have a server headache
Example:
Becky: o.m.g. where are my panties.... where am i??
Random Guy: their on the dresser
Becky: who are you!!
Random Guy: u dont remember me... that long night we had?!?
Becky: OMFG... my head hurts
Random Guy: ur soo white girl drunk


White Girl Drunk
People who drink the most sugary beverages to get drunk because you can’t handle the taste/burn of the alcohol itself. This would be something like chugging Bailey’s Irish Cream or a drink with 8 oz of grenadine and 1 oz of vodka.
Example:
*points to an empty Bailey’s Mickey on the ground* “huh, looks like someone’s getting White Girl Drunk tonight!”


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