the pyro
The Pyro is one of the offensive classes of the FPS Team Fortress 2.
The Pyro's main purpose is to burn everything around them, and so
the Pyro excels at close combat but is nearly useless beyond medium range. The character's voice and appearance are both obscured by a gas mask and a
fireproof suit, so there is no proof to
the Pyro's gender, even though Valve have offered teasers that the Pyro is a woman. Judging by the taunts used by the Pyro, he/she is a pop culture geek.Stock weapons consist of a flamethrower with a multipurpose secondary fire, a shotgun, and a fire axe. Unlockable weapons include a flamethrower that does automatic critical hits on a target from behind, a
flare gun to ignite targets at long range, and an
axe that inflicts an automatic critical hit on a burning target. Because of the immediately obvious and lingering effects of fire, the Pyro is considered ideal for checking for the presence an enemy spy.The Pyro is often considered overpowered or a noob class thanks to a combination of speed, decent health, and a primary weapon that doesn't require slowing down, precise aim, or reloading that gets more powerful as the range gets closer. Most
Pyros, noob or not, are accused of being a W + M1 player. In spite of the accusation that playing Pyro is
easy mode, the Pyro does not top the charts for most played class, most points per hour, most kills per hour, longest life, most damage dealt, or indeed any statistics tracked by Valve.
Pyro
by The Zookeeper on Aug 10, 2005 03:57:46
Something that hundreds of kids call themselves. Thay are NOT
pyros.
Pyromania is a mental illness where the person sets things on fire or explodes things for satisfaction. Like all manias, it acts as an addiction and pyromaniacs will feel uncomfortable and uneasy. Thay won't be able to sleep or stay calm. Just because you carry a lighter around that doesn't make you a
pyro.
The Pyro
by maxatron on Jul 31, 2009 06:04:51
The best "fuck people over" class in Team Fortress 2. The Pyro is good for fucking people over, mainly characters like
The Spy, because he can pretty much blast fire everywhere in a room and end up killing every
cloaked Spy inside. One cannot tell what the Pyro is saying behind his mask, whenever he tries to talk all you hear is a bunch of "hmmhmhhhmmm". The Pyro comes
fully equipped with a Flamethrower which can continue to do damage even after death, and an axe known as the "Axe-tinguisher" the Axe-tinguisher is an axe wrapped in... barbed wire... and has a 100% critical chance if the enemy is on fire.
Example:
The Pyro: HMMMHMHMH
Pyro
by Preebes on Oct 09, 2005 09:20:43
A
pyro can be a range of things: If used alone pyro is a slang that is implied to mean that you like fire, But if used as
a root word it relates to
fire in one way or another. The slang term is used way to often kinda like noob or
powned. Athough alot of people think you just need to like fire to be a pyro thats not true. To be a pyro you need to love fire, not be able to spend a day without it. Your a pyro if a day isn't normal when it lacks fire involvement. A pyro is not to be mistaken with an idiot or terrorist.
Example:
Non-Pyroman (Speaking): I once lit off a bomb with some friends.
Pyroman (
In thought): What a dipshit,
I did that this morning and during lunch, I'm also doing that right now. Oh well, it's not my fault if he gets his head
blown up because he's so close.
Non-Pyroman (Speaking): Why are you runing?
Pyro
by Da_Mad-Hatter on Mar 07, 2009 11:29:17
A
Pyro is an person who is obsessed with the burning of fire. often people claim to be
pyros because they like to
play with fire. in actuality pyromanics actions are often more aggressive and noticeable signs of underlining issues like
Psychopathy or schizophrenia. pyros are often educated in the uses of chemicals and usually are calm and controlled unless around any form of flammable chemicals, during this time they become jittery and obsessive compulsive.
-Most Signs that you really are a
pyro.
1. You have gone far and beyond out of your way to use fire.
2. you have held a blue flame under your arm for atleast 5 seconds because its beautiful.
3. YOU HAVE
COMBUSTED ACETONE
4. you often find yourself euphoric thinking about burning
5. you have played with fire far and beyond the point of burning yourself.
6. when someone says theyre a total pyro you dont correct them you just know theyre pussys and youre the real
firestarter
7. you suffer from one of these common issues
ADD- Attention-deficit disorder
ADHD- Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder
OCD- Obsessive Compulsive disorder
ODD- Oppositional Defiant Disorder
usally consisting of ADHD OCD and most commonly ODD
Example:
Ex1
girl:"whats wrong with that kid?"
Boy:"idk but that fuckin pyro better
stay over there"
Ex2
when you see someone buying gallons of
acetone for "paint remover"
Ex3
Guy 1 : "dude what happened to your arm hair?"
Guy 2 : "oh i burned it off"
Guy 1 : "dude your a fuckin pyro, u need to
cut that shit out youll hurt yourself"
Guy 2 : "so? its fun(worth it)"
pyro
by bob_from_bb on Feb 01, 2006 11:20:08
A slang for a
pyrotechnician, usually used to describe anyone who likes fire, or claims such. Many associate them with
anarchy, because of the anarchists cook book, a work that is hated by almost all professional pyrotechnicians. Due to mis-understanding by the general public,
pyrotechnics as a hobby is getting harder and harder to really get into.
pyro
by Immaperson on May 08, 2009 12:09:31
A "pyro" is a person addicted to fire. Most of society (mainly teenagers) claim to be
pyros, just because they like to
play with fire. In fact,
"pyro" is short for
pyromania, and it is a mental addiction to fire. For a pyromaniac, it's not normal to go a day without fire. They usually handle themselves well normally, but when around fire they could become jittery, aggressive, and obsessive compulsive. They can be obsessed with exploding things, may carry lighters at all times, and may have mental disorders such as Schizophrenia and Psychopathy. If someone is a "pyro" it is extremely noticeable.
Example:
Pyro: Dude, this morning I made 3 drano-bombs, and lit them all off at the same time. It was awesome! I also added another 2 lighters to my collection. Want to come over later? I think I'm going to make some more bombs. I hope
the bomb squad doesn't catch me this time. Later me and some friends might
go light this guys house on fire too!
pyro
by pyro emo boss on Aug 10, 2012 04:37:36
a gas masked fire freak who carrys a flame thrower and a gas mask
whear ever he goes, a pyro ussally likes setting pepole on fire for a living and loves hurting and killing pepole with explosives. but a pyro often thinks other wise about what he is doing. for example
the pyro will chop someones arm off with a fire axe but thinks hes giving a baby a large lollypop. the pyro has his own town called
pyroland and the mayor off this town is the ballooncorn. the ballooncorn overtakes the person (he/she) who is the pyro and makes theam do stuff like that wall making theam think other wise. the pyro often sais
huda huda...also you can tell if he/she is a pyro if the person talks about ballooncorns such as in this exapmle.
Example:
1:
please no voilents!
2:BALLOONCORN!
1:A BALLOONCORN IS A
PYRO!
2:
huda huda
2:mwahhaha
1:FUCK NO HELP!!!!