the index

The perfect way to rate females. Judged on a 0-4 scale to make things less complicated.0-Is that even a girl?1-Not hideous, but no2-If I was intoxicated3-Yes, and she's hot4-Holy shit, yes



Index
A newly-ordained nun who was forcefully given the Vatican's 103,000 most forbidden books on her brain while being shackled by Catholic Confessors and Inquisitors. She goes with Touma, a man who was too unlucky bastard who unknowingly built a harem on himself. She also got a pussycat named Sphinx.
She has a black hole as a stomach, who eats Touma's budget. And bits the bastard if she's pissed.
Example:
Index is a Loli Nun.


Urinal Index
A system for determining exactly how "low rent" a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. To determine a business' standing on the URINAL INDEX, you throw some change into a urinal in the men's room. Every so often you check on it. If no one takes it, you may add some more. The LOWEST amount of change that it finally takes for someone to fish out the piss covered change is that business' score on the Urinal Index.
Originally invented at Darby's Oldtowne Armes, In Brampton Ontario.
Example:
Darby's was a 17 (cents) on the urinal index.


Rose Index
The Rose index is a simple ratio that signifies the quality of available women in a given city.

The equation is derived off of observed 1-10 rating of people in relationships you view around town.

Quality of Woman / Quality of Man, with 1 being a base case where these two are equal.
Example:
The Rose Index is absolutely on fire in Russia! I see these absolute smokeshow 10's holding hands with these portly drunken 4's of men. That's a whopping 2.5 on the Rose Index!


cylinder index
The total number of internal combustion cylinders in your possession. (vehicles, gas powered equipment, marine and aviation all qualify). Popularized by "Garage Logic" A radio show on Minnesota's AM 1500.
Example:
"I have a cylinder index of 48"


S-index
S-index or Sexy-index is defined as follows: Anyone knows how to rate a girl from 1 to 10. Now s-index of a boy is the maximum x such that he has nailed at least x girls of rank x or more.
Example:
Example: Suppose that you have nailed 1 girl of rank 1, 2 girls of rank 2, 2 girls of rank 3, 5 girls of rank 4, 3 girls of rank 5 and 4 girls of rank 8. In this case, your s-index is 5 because you have nailed 5 girls of rank 5 or better and your s-index is not 6 because you have not nailed 6 girls of rank 6 or more.


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