Smotherism

-noun1) The ideology and religious movement based on the teachings of a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.2) The active promotion and maintenance of human suffering and painful death as practiced by a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.3) The doctrine of belief that personal redemption and eternal life can be obtained through such practices.



Smotherment
The act of being punished by a girl sitting on your face for a period of time
Example:
Shannon was mad at Tommy so he held his breath as she gave him some Smotherment late last night


smotherer
A large booty on a girl. Named a smotherer because if she were to sit on your face, she would completely smother you. The term smotherer is not specifically positive or negative, that judgement is made by the user of the word. Some men like smotherers, some don't.
Example:
Guy1: See that girl over there? She got a fat ass man!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!


smotherer
A large booty on a girl. Named a smotherer because if she were to sit on your face, she would completely smother you. The term smotherer is not specifically positive or negative, that judgement is made by the user of the word. Some men like smotherers, some don't.
Example:
Guy1: See that girl over there? She got a fat ass man!
Guy2: Yeah man, that's a real smotherer. If she sat on my face, no way would I be breathing. Mmm mmm!


Smother
A mother or overbearing girlfriend that smothers their adult child/ boyfriend with too much love, affection, bossy demands and food.
Example:
She is such a 'smother'- her poor boyfriend has to wear whatever she tells him to.


Smother
When a heavier person aligns their body on top of a lighter person, such that the lighter person has the sensation of being squashed and unable to breathe.
Example:
Girl says to boy while rolling around in bed on a lazy sunday: "can you smother meee?"


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