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When engaging in intercourse the male pulls out before climax, ejaculating on the inner thigh of the female, then the male closes the females legs and rubs them together, mushing the ejaculate around and leaving to dry



Textbook
Perfection itself.

Often used by the team from Spaced in their DVD commentaries to point out their own genius.

Has come to be replaced by the term fried gold.
Example:
See the way she delivered that line - the was textbook.


textbook
When posting on an internet forum in accordance with proper/recognised posting etiquette.
Example:
Kevo...that was textbook


Textbook
When a person behaves or an event unfolds as it is explained in an educational text. "Straight out of a text book"

A perfect example.

similiar to classic
Example:
Twerking on that guys junk in front of the smith family was textbook Miley.

Tul and Morbs were the textbook childhood duo.


Textbook
When you know something like that would happen to them or they are just plain predictable. It is called being a textbook whatever there name is.
Example:
*Samer gets put in varsity wrestling and gets slammed by this big guy with a 'stache and fractures his clavicle*

Jordan:Textbook Clavicle

Alex:Textbook Samer, what a schlock!

Samer: Shut up textbook Alex, you are the schlock here!


textbook
typical, good example of that type of behaviour, does that thing all the time,t.b.,
often followed by the person's name
Example:
everytime i bump into her she says 'we gotta get together' (but we never do)...textbook
he bought another pair of black shoes...textbook!


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