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proposal

"Proposal" is what upper management uses when they decide to shit can a whole department, but don't want to say the F word because it's too strong and not enterprise enough. So they replace "we fired people" with "we made them a proposal" and everyone has to act like it totally isn't bullshit. The proposal in question being "Fuck you, you're fired, but let's talk about the terms so that we can use a nicer word when announcing this".

proposable

by CC and YY on Mar 25, 2006 14:16:54

describes someone that is wife material or an ideal mate.

Example:
That girl is so proposable. She'd make a great mother.

Propose

by Nass666 on Nov 02, 2009 13:38:59

The beginning of the end.

Example:
A: "Dude i proposed to my girlfriend"

B: "oh crap!"

the proposal

by greenspan on Nov 28, 2012 17:17:13

When, typically a male, gets down on bended knee and composes himself for a moment, all in an effort to ... readjust his posture and improve the ergonomics of jerking off at his computer station.

As technology improves and retina displays are available for purchase, countless hours of self mastery must be accompanied by proper ergonomics.

Example:
After many failed relationships, Jake was debating whether he should try the proposal. He took a knee and settled in for what was to be an extended session of left handed trackpadding and right handed tug toning, all while maintaing proper posture and good line of sight.

PROPOSION

by HomeComic on Oct 07, 2017 12:11:34

A proposition/deal & proposal/idea in one. An offer with a catch.

Example:
I have a PROPOSION for you, I'll give you $20 for the gourmet sandwhich, if you can provide free fries,unlimited napkins and a drink with it?

proposing

by Benchamin on Feb 04, 2014 14:04:27

A potentialy awkward moment where a guy (generally) gets on one knee, pulls out a ring, and says, "Will you marry me!?" Then he waits desperatly for an Answer!

Example:
Woah! That guy is totally proposing to that girl in the middle of the freeway during rush hour traffic!!!!

Propose

by woahhhsierra420 on Dec 25, 2008 04:27:42

To ask another to marry another.

Example:
"Did you here that Jerry proposed to Melody?"
"I'm getting married to day. Yea joey proposed to me"
"Dennis loves me. He's gunna propose to me on christmas"

Proposity

by Sharkbaitwhohaha on Nov 26, 2018 03:43:28

An occurrence or action carried out by another individual that is preposterous

Example:
“You saying that I slept with that woman is an absolute proposity”

Proposing

by xglaukopisx on Jun 30, 2019 07:05:17

a bathroom stall blow job

Example:
overheard conversation in sleazy bar bathroom: Look, he's proposing!

Proposal

by Laredo[HK] on Jun 06, 2015 21:43:58

When one man gets on his knee, presents a glazed doughnut, and his male partner presents his penis to accept the proposal. The man on his knee then places the glazed doughnut on his male partner's penis. The man on his knees then proceeds to eat the doughnut.

Example:
So you gonna give me that proposal?

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