detached

The ability to keep stressful circumstances and issues from disturbing your inner peace .



detachment
noun: A military unit that is dispatched from a larger unit usually for special purposes or missions.
Example:
DUDE: Remember that CWAR detachment we were on back in 99?

HOMIE: Yeah man, we were way out in Egypt, site 60 or something. There wasn't anyone around except those Mexicans that night.

DUDE: Yeah that was some funny shit. That idiot Welford thought he was Border Patrol.


Detachable Penis
A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
Example:
Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.


detachable penis


1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."

2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.
Example:
1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night. Clint just pulled the detachable penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."

2. "Jesus Christ!"


detach tit
Used when a guy is acting like such a pussy that an imaginary or spiritual tit is assumed to be attached and wrongfully employed by his mouth. Perhaps even a specific phantom tit, such as that of a mother or gf.
Example:
Coach: Hey, Jimmy, it's okay you struck out. Stop your crying. Just remember next time, detach tit. Then bat.

Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.

Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.


law of detachment
In mathematical logic, the Law of Detachment says that if the following two statements are true:

(1) If p, then q.

(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:

(3) q.
Example:
Damn dude! I'm doing lesson 2.3 on the law of detachment in my geometry book!


Semi-Detached
The notoriously common house, found throughout the suburbs of Great Britain. Are houses joined together by a "Party Wall" to save space I presume. The most common ones were built in the 1930s, to a decent enough standard that only now in 2011 they are starting to fall down around your ears, with insurance companies being called out for Constant repairs. They are the dwelling of the English Middle Class, a family on £45,000+ PA, 2 Cars under 10 years old and go abroad twice a year. Are overpriced for their size, costing on average around £180,000 and going upto £600,000. In all honesty an identical home in America would cost half as much, but what can you do. They are fucking everywhere, trust me, try any Suburb, you'll find 100s of them, each of them in groups of 6 and then broken up by a detached version of the same property.
Example:
English Road:
Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!

Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, Semi-Detached, DETACHED!!!

And so on.


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