the third degree

Derived from an extreme form of police interrogation of the same name, its a phrase people use to describe a situation where you are being asked a series of many questions.



Third Degree
A term derived from Freemasonry in which a member, in order to attend Masonic meetings, would have to pass an examination proving he is a Third Degree or Master Mason. The term has been popularized by Masons but has been adapted and loosely applied to nearly anything that requires an examination or questioning, particularly when the questioning is intensive.
Example:
I went out last night and when I got home, my girlfriend gave me the third degree.


third degree
Derived from an extreme form of police interrogation of the same name, its a phrase people use to describe a situation where you are being asked a series many questions.
Example:
"Whats with the third degree!?"


Third degree tear
A large tear recieved during childbirth. often reffered to as a wizards sleeve. It can be very traumatic to the vaginal region if not treated straight away. some scarring does occur and can re-tear if a big throbbing fellow is recieved.
Example:
friend.. "how was it?"
sam..."it was fine i only got a third degree tear"
friend..."woah he tore you good"


third degree burn
A burn so hard that the target is just speechless. often people will call them out for it
Example:
Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.

Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!


Third-degree suicide
When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.
Example:
Damn, I hate myself. I should commit Third-degree suicide.


[Third] [Degree] [Rip]
Occurs sometimes when giving birth, in which the area of skin between the vagina and the anus tears as the baby moves through the vagina. It is very very painful for the mother to go through, as it leaves, instead of two orifices the mother is left with one very long hole.
Example:
Claire :My Sisters friend's sister gave birth the other day.

Sue: Really? What was it ? Boy Or Girl?

Claire : Girl, but its head was so big it left her with a Third Degree Rip!!

Sue *looks very disturbed* : Really? Thats disgusting!


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