Mclaren

A car brand commonly known for their cars combusting for no fucking reason other than them being fucking shit unreliable pieces of bad engineering.



McLaren
Some British bastards that held the position of world’s fastest car for 12 years
Example:
McLaren P1 Created in 2013: can go a little over 220 mph
FUCKING MCLAREN F1 CREATED IN 1993: CAN GO FUCKING 240.1 MPH


McLaren
Mercedes' high performace cars such as the SLR, F1 cars, and the MS Gt. More recentely known for their SLR.
Example:
"Concrete Colored McLaren, It's a Hobby, Shiiiit" -Lloyd Banks


Mclaren F1
A car that is so extremely fast that it causes a rip in the space time continuum which in turn causes a resonate cascade scenario and all relative time stops in the car because of time dilation. Being able to afford one would require a wallet so large that the gravitation force from the wallet would cause the wallet to implode on itself and collapse into a black hole.
Example:
What the fuck was that flash that just went by?


McLaren F1
A super car that was the fastest in the world for a period of 12 years. Now has the title of fastest naturally aspirated car (no turbos or supers).

Still considered the ultimate road car by many people, and the best looking. There may be other cars faster (SSC Aero, Veyron) but somehow just aren't better.
Example:
If you have 1 million dollars the best thing you could possible do with it is buy a McLaren F1.

Most fun you can have with your pants on.


Mclaren F1
The greatest car ever made, it's (still) the fastest production car ever. A beautifuly engineered McLaren body with a BMW M Power heart.
Example:
The McLaren F1 cost a million bucks, and it's definitly worth every cent of it.


McLaren F1
Damn fast car, 627 bhp, 0-60 in 3.2 seconds, and top speed of 240 mph. But................It's not the fastest production car anymore, that spot now belongs to the Bugatti Veyron.
Example:
Rich Guy 1: My F1 tops off at 240, what about your Veyron?

Rich Guy 2: It gets to about 254, why?

Rich Guy 1:*Shoots Rich Guy 2, killing him.* What did you say it gets?


McLaren F2
A car which, contrary to mainly US opinion, does not exist and never will exist.

F2 (Formula 2) was an inferior level and a stepping-stone to Formula 1 - to name a car this would be idiotic, especially by a company that is a Formula 1 team.

For the past few years, McLaren was concentrating on the SLR Mercedes.
Example:
"The McLaren F2 doesn't exist, you stupid fool."


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