Scotchy
A male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a
penchant for buggery. Like the Anti-Midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to shit. His got to move is
the Burt Reynolds '74. Occasionally he will drink too much and go
starfish on your living room floor. This person will use his position of power to offer oral sex to his male employees. This offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. Incredibly, Scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.
Scotchy
by Ryan Clayterz on Dec 15, 2019 18:10:41
Scotchy is proppa radge. U see kids flyin aboot on pia hoistied peds
on the back wheel n that. Scotchy is where the sticha b’s and 420 blazers are mental. Ahh aye n the best part is theres always a constant smell of green. So basically
divnt gan doon
scotchy by yi bill cos its radge n dangerous.
Scotchy is a place in Newcastle upon Tyne.
Example:
“Let wu
gan doon scotchy n have a sticha b n wu can make a 420 blazer”
Scotchy
by Larsipan on Sep 03, 2008 22:42:36
A term used when refering to a student at the all boy school
Scotch College in Perth. A 'Scotchy' will often be assimilated with such negative terms or phrase's as; wanker, dick head, tosser, fuck wit, and other such pleasantries.
Scotchies are also known for their little success with the opposite sex. This common phenomenon often leads to their envy of the students of
Christ Church Grammar School which soon becomes a crush, then a letter, then a sedative and then finally a lawsuit and restraining order.
Plural; Scotchies
Scotchie
by HRH Prince of Wales on Dec 22, 2010 22:45:53
A person dwelling in or about the areas of Scotswood,
Benwell and Elswick. Visually distinguishable by their
fondness for worn out sportwear and Scotchie
Bowlers.
Example:
Did hear about such-and-such getting their head stovved in?
Aye, but she was a Scotchie
Scumbag, so that's one less car
getting robbed tonight.
Scotchie
by ghostshot on Apr 19, 2009 12:56:48
Perhaps the greatest educational establishment in all of Australia, without a doubt the ladsiest in all of Perth.
Scotchies have the cash and spend it well, no one can party it up like a Scotchie. These boys know how to dress well and please a woman. Christchurch just fail, Hale are boring with no identity. being a Scotchie
boyscout is
fucken mint.
Example:
Dude 1: God dammit who is that awesome lad?
Dude 2: Must be a Scotchie,
on the piss again!
Dude 1: Defs,
Scotchies are
ladsy!
scotchies
by JBoog on May 26, 2006 05:41:22
Scotchy Meter
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick on Jul 29, 2009 10:38:22
The Scale that shows how
scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the
Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the
Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.
Example:
Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.
Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a
Koala.
Scotchy Mother
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick on Jul 29, 2009 09:36:29
A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky
Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by
Scotchman and
Goofy Granny.
Example:
Monk:
The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?
Mick: No.
Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.
Scotchie Bowler
by HRH Prince of Wales on Dec 22, 2010 22:38:05
The
Scotchie Bowler is the
must-have fashion item for the
discerning Scotchie.
Regional variation of beanie. In almost cases it bears the emblem NUFC.
Scotchy Scumbag
by Anonymouse 2 on Nov 13, 2010 07:18:45
Someone from the Scotswood (supposedly called "
Scotchy") area of Newcastle-upon-Tyne (North-East England). They're too much scumbags to be
charvers and they're not proper
Geordies either.
Example:
One Scotchy Scumbag is a girl (well 16-year-old) who got
knocked down by a
police car and got killed, and everyone nearby used it as an excuse to
kick off a riot.