time travelling

The act of blacking out as a result of excess consumption of alcohol.



Time Traveler
Someone who travels through the past and present. Whether it is through an object, at will, or using worm holes. A time traveler can visit any time in the past, present, or future.
Example:
The time traveler went from 2016 to the year 5900.


time travel
n. When one does not remember their previous night, esp. due to a large consumption of alcohol

v. To drink to such a point
Example:
Man, I don't remember anything after those Jagermeister shots. I just woke up in bed. I must have been Time Traveling last night.


Time Traveling
When you get so drunk that you black out, but when you come back into consciousness you are in a new place at a future time.
Example:
After that last shot i started to time travel until i found myself on the bathroom floor.


time traveling
A vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.
Example:
After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.


Time-Travel
Consuming so much alcohol that one blacks out and time-travels into the future, usually the next morning.
Example:
Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally time-travelled.
Wow, you were drunk last night.
I know, I was time-traveling for sure.


time traveller
Someone who dresses from a completely different era.
Example:
If you spot a man sporting a mullet, Gargoyle sunglasses and fluorescent-splattered muscle pants, you may have found someone who has time traveled from 1987. Approach with caution.


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