toast sandwich

Australian slang for penis, typically used in the context of giving oral sex.



Toast sandwich
a toast sandwich is a suPreMe sAndWicH which has two breads around a toast. Tastes amazing.Seriously whoever invented this is a fucking GENIUS. I will highly suggest all the children of god to try it. well even filths can this sandwich does not discriminate. i tried this sandwich yesterday and it was quite a liberating experience. would def recommend y’all to try it:) and if you don’t then satan will shit on your penis face;)
Example:
🧡🤡🥪🤡❤️😍🥰😘 toast sandwich is bae


toasted tomato sandwich
A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good
Example:
"I'm going to make a toasted tomato sandwich!!"


Toasted Cheese Sandwich
This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
Example:
Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."


toasted tomato sandwich
quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich
Example:
dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!


Sandwich Toast
Verb: When two people actively engage in sandwich eating at the same time and clash sandwiches (full or halves) before the first bite as a toast.
Example:
Gabe: To the sandwich!
*raises sandwich*
Mary: To the sandwich!
*sandwich toast followed by a synchronized bite*


Toasted Sandwich
The Australian term for a grilled sandwich, typically a cheese and ham toasted sandwich but it can have many other variations. Such as plain cheese, cheese and tomato, etc.

Sometimes a Toasted Sandwich is just nicknamed a Toastie. It's usually something very, very yummy to eat.
Example:
Person 1: Dude, that toasted sandwich was delicious.

Person 2: What'd you have?

Person 1: Cheese and ham.

Person 2: Nice.


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