Afghan

Afghans are the coolest people you will ever meet. The girls are not only hot, but have sharam and you guys probably don't know what the heck that means. The guys are also not only super hot, but they are funny and amazing (but too bad for you cause they only like afghan girls sorry dega).Serious:Person from Afghanistan which a country close to the Middle East but not included. It is known to be the coolest country on the world, and people are very freindly except for the few luchak men who like to pinch ur koon if you walk like you have a stick up ur koon. They like tea and are known for great hospitality.



Afghan
The baddest people on the planet, will go to war with any of the other countries and they'll probably win. They've got the finest women in the world, the afghan men can kick all of your asses, they all carry AK 47's so don't fuck with them. AFG WILL TAKE OVER THE NEXT CENTURY SO WATCH OUT!!!
Example:
White people: You Afghan's got tremendous dicks...but I don't believe it.


Afghan
A group of people who have many misconceptions through media, often labeled as a middle eastern country with fanatical Muslim extremists. In fact Afghanistan is a part of central Asia, which has many different groups of people which inhabit the region, 40% are pushtuns, these people are often referred to as the 'proper afghans' as pushtun translated into Persian means afghan, however they are not native to the land or region there are some theories that indicate that they are a part of the lost tribes of Israel. There are also Tajiks which inhabit 30% of the population, they are persians as the word tajik is a turkic words meaning non turkic. there are are also hazaras, uzbeks. turkmen * two types, one is hazara turkmen and some are turkmen) and kyrgz (sometimes apart of the hazaras) these groups are turks with ancestry from the turkic regions of central Asia.
Example:
Afghans what a complex, dynamic people they are!


Afghan
A person who is of the Irano-Afghan race. Their county is located in the Middle East, and not in South Asia. It is a Western Asian country, and a Central Asian. They speak either Pashto or Farsi, or sometimes both. They are not South Asian because of their location and DNA tests taken from them. Some people will say it is South Asian, and not Middle Eastern, but that is politically and geographically incorrect. Pakistan has a group of Afghans who live on the Western side of Pakistan. They speak Pashto because that area used to be apart of Afghanistan (which is why these people are really lighter in skin compared to the rest of Pakistan, which is Indian).

If anyone argues this fact, I strongly recommend that you do your research, and find out on your own if you do not believe this fact. Do not trust Google, though, or Wikipedia, for they can be edited by anyone. Also, go look at Afghanistan’s history, and look at where these afghans come from. You can, also, find these facts in professional documentaries found on YouTube.

Also, Afghans are called “Afghans”, not “afghanis”. Also, Afghans are not brown, they are of Iranian descent, and are of the Irano-Afghan race. If you wish to not believe this, be my guest, but these are facts.

I have a masters in Anthropology, which shows that this is my career, studying humans, and it’s diferent races, and where these races come from.
Example:
Kareem is an Afghan.”
“I asked Jabar what’s his nationality is. He told me he is Afghan.”


Afghan
A powerfull weapon in the Half-Life mod called Counter Strike.

Many nerds try to save their money to buy an Afghan to kill then enemy team.

Afghans dont come cheap, but make up for that with their extreme amounts of nuclear power.
In the CS (Counter-Strike) community there are a group of Afghan whores who strive to buy heaps of Afghans in wars.

If an elite team of CS nerds gets their hands on a few Afghans, the enemy team is in for some ass-whooopin.
Example:
Example 1:
CS Player #1: OMG i have been saving for 4 rounds to buy me an Afghan... Finally!
CS Player #2: STFU Noob, you Afghan whore! Go suck your Afghan now n00b.

Example 2: ( Scene: CS war at a LAN )
Clan1|Leader (Terroists): Hurry up and buy some f*ckink Afghan guys and use its nuclear power to take the bombsite!
Clan1|Player2 (Terriosts): Your a huge nerd


afghan
afghans are not bad. You have no idea how they really are, since all you have is a contorted media image. And second, afghans are not middle eastern. The middle east is the group of countries on the oman peninsula. Afghanistan is in southwest asia, right next to china. And thanks for the comment about afghan girls, but unlike your girls, they don't lack chastity, so don't comment on their looks, or lack of it. Respect them.
Example:
The afghan hound joke was cruel, but sadly i admit it WAS kind of funny.


afghan
someone who comes from afghanistan. Afghanistan literally translates to 'land of the Afghans'. however, the meaning of "afghanistan" in its purest context means "land of the aryans" this is because the aryan race stretched from south east Iran through south afghanistan and then to small regions of northern india.

They are quite a noble race, its people are very freindly and they have a reputation for being extrememly kind to their guests. The purest of afghan tribes, the pashtun are very kind people, and are not youre average afghans. they often have blue eyes, and their women are startkingly beautiful because of their purity, as one of the few remaining aryan tribes.

In afghan history, there have been many great poets, scientists, such as Avicenna Ibn Sina Balkhi, who is known to be the forefather of modern medicine. there are great poets such as Khoshal Khatak.

overall afghan people arent bad at all, forget what they are often portrayed as, towel heads, desert coons, terrorists, etc. theyre often good people. However, there are many screwed up afghans who are really extreme in their belifes and fucked everything up for the afghans.
Example:
"did you hear about that afghan?
"no, what happened?"
"i dont know, you tell me"

"zahir shah was a legend"

"remember back to the good old days in afghanistan, where we had a thriving economy, and we were friends with all the world" - an afghan man in the 60's


afghan
A group of iranic people; In modern day's literature, refers to citizens of Afghanistan. Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan, and many other neighbor countries once were part of the glorious Persian empire. Today, Unfortunately, the word of Afghan or Afghanistan is sometimes mixed with terrorism and extremism; But in fact, Afghanistan is not a source but a victim of Wahhabi extremism (Al Qaida, Taliban).
Example:
There are a lot of afghan refugees in Iran.


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