wet toast
A piece of toast that has been ejaculated on by many males, to be consumed by whoever shot the smallest load.
wet toast
Example:
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e "He's boring")
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e. "He's manless")
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e "He's boring")
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e. "He's manless")
wet toast party
a party involving male (usually gay) who all ejaculate onto a piece of toast. Whoever shoots the smallest load has to eat it.
Wet Toast Eagles
The West Coast Eagles, an AFL team from Perth. They are so shit they are about as strong as a piece of wet toast (which is very fucking weak and useless). They suck.
Example:
The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!
The Wet Toast Eagles are as rubbish as a wooden sword in Minecraft. I will chug a beer and shit in their mouths mate. Fuck Perth! YEET!
Wet Toast Sandwich
Wet toast sandwich is when some gathers two slices of Wet toast and puts a piece of jizz covered turkey and you rock paper scissors for who eats it
Example:
"damn johnny that's rough....you had to eat the entire Wet toast sandwich?" "you man....tangy"
"damn johnny that's rough....you had to eat the entire Wet toast sandwich?" "you man....tangy"
Toasted wet willy
The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Example:
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.