Tophat

A fuckin' awesome item to wear upon one's head. Often used in faux-gothic faggy crap, it is actually very nicely used when in a more gypsy-esque fasion. Many people seem to find them amazing. that's because they are!



tophat

by Ash Conman on Jan 09, 2005 07:45:54

Tophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia.

"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.
Example:
OMFGZZZ what are you doing you complete and utter tophat!!!


Temecula Tophat

by Troll Teacher on Nov 24, 2011 02:28:28

Where one bro takes a steaming swirl type dump on another bro's head while he is passed out from drinking too much cheap beer.
Example:
Whoa dude, we were so wasted and then Jon passed out so I gave him a Temecula Tophat to keep warm.


Tophat Kat

by Encyclopedia Shitannica on Jan 07, 2014 12:01:42

A white male, typically in his mid 20s, who often doesn't know whats best for himself. He regularly spends unnecessary amounts of money on things he doesn't, and never will need. He may also participate in various activities with strangers, usually in their early teens, in a very pedophilic manner.
Example:
In his game of Chivalry, the boy tried to explain to the Tophat Kat that buying 64 GB of RAM was completely unnecessary, and was a waste of money.


messy tophat

by notnops on Jan 13, 2008 09:14:55

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
Example:
Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!


Toledo Tophat

by The Viceroy on Oct 05, 2005 02:11:21

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.
Example:
Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.


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