touch the rim
1. The seemingly
main goal of short, unathletic white dudes when they play basketball. For some reason, they believe the ability to touch the rim will somehow turn them into better players and/or add some credibility to their
weak ass game.2. The sure signal, when having sex, that the woman’s anus is about to get penetrated by finger, penis or
foreign object.3. Something you never want to happen to any of your sexual organs whilst taking a dump in a public restroom.