Slap-Chop
That one guy who was on that Slap Chop Ad who got fired and put in prison for prostitution.slap chop
The act of masturbation.
Slap-chop
When a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her vagina with her hand like the "slap-chop" vegatable cutter on the infomercial.
Example:
Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions
Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions
slap chop
to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.
Example:
liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?
pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop
liam: you are such a creep weasel
liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?
pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop
liam: you are such a creep weasel
slap-chopped
To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.
Slap Chopped
When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.
Example:
Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
Slap Chop
Example:
A truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front... look at all that slap chop on the truck.
A black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces...damn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.
A truck full of mexicans.... truck full of slap chop.
A truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front... look at all that slap chop on the truck.
A black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces...damn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.
A truck full of mexicans.... truck full of slap chop.
The Slap-Chop
A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.
When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.
When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.
Example:
"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."
"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."