crossed

To be under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the same time. Usually occurs at parties or with a group of friends. Short for crossfaded.



crossed
When you're ill-tempered (angry, pissed, annoyed, etc).
Example:
Teacher: I'm so crossed today, class. Please don't make me cross at either of you because I'll suspend you, really.

Student: I'm sure you won't be cross at me, miss. :)

Teacher: Thanks, darlin'.


on the cross
behaving as though you're a martyr, the victim of an injustice, and doing it in a self-righteous way, as though you're the only one who has suffered
(the phrase is a sarcastic reference to Jesus being on the cross, the idea being "You think you're an innocent victim, like Jesus on the cross? Who do you think you are?")
Example:
situation: Person A has been trying to set up a conversation with Person B, to have a conversation about an important issue that affects a family member (Person C), but Person B has been attacking Person A for his faults, instead of focusing on understanding the family member's challenge - Person B is putting himself "on the cross" instead of helping to solve the problem
"Who do you think you are? Is this about my faults, or are we talking about helping Person C? You give me a call when you get off the cross, and we'll talk more then. Meanwhile, I'll get to work on my own."


Cross
An awesome dude who can be a friend for life. If a friend pisses him off, he usually forgives them. If he gets a girlfriend, she will be treated like a queen and loved forever. He will tell his closest friends or those who he has befriended his secrets and is hysterical. Word of warning though, Cross has been betrayed, back-stabbed, broken up with, cheated on, or bullied before so he feels vulnerable. This explains why he is sometimes shy with those who he doesn't know or even with his friends. He is smart, awesome, and funny. If a girl gets him, she better not cheat on him, hurt his feelings, or break up with him and see if she can get back together with him because he has already been hurt and will not risk being hurt again.
Example:
Girl 1: who is your boyfriend?
Girl 2: oh you mean Cross? We just broke up
Girl 1: What the hell is wrong with you!
Girl 2: what do you mean? I was only kidding. I plan to get back together with him.
Girl 1: I doubt he will forgive you for that.
Girl 2: Oh please, I bet he's gonna come up and beg for me to get back with him. See? There he comes now.
*Cross walks up*
Cross: What? You think that is funny?bWhat the hell is wrong with you. I wasn't coming to beg. I was coming up to say I don't want to get back together with you!
*Cross walks off*
Girl 2: what just happened?
Girl 1: you screwed up.


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