touching butts
Touch-butt is a kind of light-contact or no-contact sparring/martial art training, that is considered to be ineffective or
straight bullshit, not to mention looking too gay for combat. Usually reserved for guys like
Conor McGregor's movement couch Ido Portal.
touch-butt
by ninja shinobi on Mar 12, 2016 10:57:10
A form of "Athletic
Conditioning " Which requires two or more dorks constantly touching each others rear end, a pool noodle or other phallic objects may be used during this activity. Commonly practiced in parks and is rumored to founded by an Irish mixed
martial artist who claimed to have
mystic powers over others, while many have fallen for this fad it is not recommended for safety reasons.
Example:
You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park. (The guy) with
the ponytail and I'm the one who
ain't got no training partners? I don't think so. You seem to have it all figured out when you're fighting
midgets.
touch butt
by Lump Loaf on Mar 07, 2016 13:07:38
The act of adult
horseplay in which two men competitively try to touch each-others butts while defending there own butts. Often played in the park with a man sporting a ponytail. A term made popular by
Nate Diaz during a UFC
press conference.
Touch Butts
by RowenaRavenclaw on Sep 08, 2014 14:13:05
Butt Touched
by sassmunk on Apr 11, 2015 11:46:02
butt touch
by Shield of Meat on May 16, 2006 04:58:56
v.: The act of
touching somebody on
the butt. It may have a gay reference if a guy touches another guy on the butt. This is not to be confused with gay touch-ing. Where as gay touching is with a group, butt touching is usually just a single,
one on one, touch.
Example:
“Hey, you want to hang out later and do stuff, and by
doing stuff I mean
touch butt, and by touch butt I mean butt touch.”
I got
butt touched today in the hall.
Touch my butt
by Anonymous on Apr 08, 2003 04:44:31
friendly butt touch
by Officer Wag on Nov 08, 2015 02:08:43
Butt-Touch Magnet
by The Trampettes on Apr 17, 2013 03:49:21
Next level butt touching
by Trishaaaaaaaa on May 20, 2013 12:28:46
Grabbing someone's butt, aggressively and very sexually. Usually accompanied by a hot
makeout sesh.