HGTV

The boring channel you always see your mother watching on Sunday Mornings.



HGTV
Home and Garden Television

The TV station that encourages the same conformity, wastefulness, shallow attitudes, irresponsability, mMaterialism, and rootlessness that has been pandemic in the USA for decades. Sister station to TLC and to some extent the Discovery Channel and A&E (it used to be none of these used to suck).

Typified by such awful shows as Designed to Sell, Curb Appeal, House Hunters, and worst of all My Parents House.
Example:
All I ever see on that damned HGTV are people sending all the old furnishings/architectural details, and long established plantings to the landfill (but only after destroying them thouroughly).

The people who watch HGTV are mostly a bunch of sheep and probably watch Fox News as well.



HGTV Syndrome
The impetuous urge to renovate, sell, or buy a house to fulfill a burning desire of aquiring a dream home.
Example:
*Up next a brand new episode of Property Brothers*
Jen: I love this show! I want to redo the kitchen and bathroom! But then we'd have to do the living room and change the wall paint. Ugh! I just want to redo the whole house.

Adam: You just have HGTV Syndrome...Oh wow I would move for a yard like that.


HGTV job
a superficial, hastily done do-it-yourself job with rather poor results
Example:
Susan: Have you put your house on the market yet?
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.


HGTV Magazine
gives you insider secrets from your favorite HGTV stars. Get decorating ideas for your home, design tips and real estate advice every month.
Example:
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HGTV Magazine
offers real-life solutions for all the things that homeowners deal with every day — from painting to pillows to property values
Example:
HGTV Magazine gives you insider secrets from your favorite HGTV stars. Get decorating ideas for your home, design tips and real estate advice every month.


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