towl Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

towl

a toxic owl, AKA towl!

towl

by Sheby Morray on Nov 20, 2010 05:21:38

Tun-Ova-Wid-Laugh
This is a Jamaican Dialect term which in Standard English roughly means: Toppling-Over-With-Laughter.

It expresses extreme joy that usually has you "rolling on the floor".

Example:
I am so bruk, even mi email account bankrupt - towl.

towl

by a very important professor on Feb 18, 2003 21:33:11

a piece of absorbent cloth or paper used for wiping or drying, commonly mispelt as "towel".

Example:
please go and fetch that towl so i can dry myself.

Towle

by chalado on Jun 17, 2008 00:33:43

To be a Towle is to be considered upper class. You are dignified and people respect you. You come from money and will live well. Many of your ancestors are known throughout history and there is a good possibility you will be, too.

Example:
"Is she a Towle?"

"Yes, yes she is"

"Then pull out the red carpet!"

Towl

by Fuzworth on Dec 18, 2008 04:33:59

Pronunciation:
\ˈtau̇l\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English towaille, from Anglo-French tuaille, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German dwahila towel; akin to Old High German dwahan to wash
Date:
13th century

: an absorbent reebs or reebs-like material.

Example:
Rebecca is such a towl.

towle

by bamaboy18 on Sep 06, 2009 05:50:36

sexual freaks, they loves big cocks in and around their mouths,and or vaginas.

Example:
this girl i met at the club last night was a total towle

Logan Towle

by not logan towle on Apr 30, 2022 22:22:54

The coolest guy ever
He is so cool
He gets so many bitches

Example:
"OMG IS THAT LOGAN TOWLE?"
"HEIS SO HOT OMG"

towl head

by Schmuckey MCduckey on Feb 10, 2006 09:56:13

A name for a terrorist, camel jockey, carpet pilot, or as some might say, a "sand nigga". Many arabs and muslums fall under the catigory of towl head because of the use of the head garmet called the turban.

Example:
a towl head is: bin laden, saadam, and anyone named ahmed or muhammed

Towle tool

by Notfromexperience on Aug 24, 2012 00:38:16

A man who is a man whore, disrespectful to woman, and gets Std's. Typically, he says and does anything to have sex with any chick and doesn't tell them about the STd he carries. Named after a certain individual who has taken his classless act to new heights.

Example:
Girl 1. You had sex with him too?

Girl 2. Yeah, no one told me he was a Towle tool!

Argentinian Yellow Towl

by Mr. Cuck on Feb 05, 2023 17:51:26

A Sexual Activity In Which You Soak A Piece Of Cloth In Piss And Tie It To Someone's Dick And Then Fucks Them In The Ass

Example:
Bro 1:Look Up Argentinian Yellow Towl
Bro 2: What The Fuck Is This

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