Ulysses

Ulysses: an extremely handsome, charming, sexy beast that everyone loves. He loves to hang out with friends and hates posers. His penis is incredibly large, and he himself can pleasure 5 girls at a time. All girls love him, all guys envy him, even the gods. He is usually tall, or has someone tall in his family, brown eyes, brown hair, muscular, and a great musician. His music can sweep the great Aphrodite off her feet.



Ulysses
Getting home (at all, or anytime soon)

A reference to a translated Odyssey by Homer, the character Odysseus is translated to Ulysses. In the story, it took something like 10 years for the man to get home to his wife and dog from the Trojan war (In the Iliad). He had all kinds of adventures along the way, from the sirens to calypso.

In the Franz Ferdinand album, Tonight, the first song is titled Ulysses. In the song the man is singing about how bored he is at night and calls up his friends to get high and have a good time. In the video, while he is on the payfone there is a sticker on the phone that reads 'Am I Ulysses?' (Am I getting home tonight? Or at all for that matter...)

If you are Ulysses, you'll get home. If you aren't you won't.
Example:
"Am I Ulysses? Am I Ulysses?" "No, but you are now boy"

"Oh then suddenly you know, you're never going home.... You're not Ulysses"


Ulysses
An impossibly dense, difficult, and meandering novel written by James Joyce that all English Literature majors claim to enjoy, but secretly despise. The best part is the ending, when you know you don't have to read another page of metaphors, allusions, and vague references that lead nowhere.
Example:
Some guy: "Fellow literature student, did you like 'Ulysses' by James Joyce?"

Some other guy: "Sure did! Each and every new paragraph was a window into a new and exciting literary expedition!"

*Meanwhile, God kills a baby kitten for the above student's lies*


Ulysses
an ugly ass gay ass Mexican dude that says the n word wayyyyy too much and has tiny hickies, built like a spoon with a giant ass head and curls that your dick will get stuck in but on the bright side he will let you braid his pubes. But probably homeless
Example:
ugh he is homeless, he is such a Ulysses


Ulysses
A female dog who licks bums and was dropped by his mother when he was born because he was rejected by everyone and turns out to be a battttttyyyyy boy
Example:
Ulysses is a piece of crap


Ulysses
A small piece of crap town located in the middle of nowhere.... In pennyslvania..... Theres not even a stop light, their best buisness, is the old saw mill, and their best restaurant, is a diner....

Example:
Kid: Mom where are we!

Mom: We just passded Ulysses

Kid: I didnt see it!

Mom: I told you not to blink!


ulysses
Greek hero from Homer's Illiad and Odyssey. He was a very smart and cunning king (king of Ithica) who came up with the idea of the 'Trojan Horse' to win the war for the Greeks. It took Ulysses 10 years to find his way home after the war. The Illiad and especially the Odyssey are two of the greatest stories ever told.

Usually refers to someone who is very cunning.
Example:
He is as cunning as Ulysses.


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