turbo shandy's

half a pint of stella drink half then add smirnoff ice



turbo shandy
half pint stella
half pint breeza
gets you well wankered
Example:
can i have a turbo shandy thanx love (sober)
han a have a hurbo shchwandy pweez luvely bar lady with he brestickles pweez teheehehe (when pisses)


Turbo Shandy
A cocktail made by putting one shot vodka in the bottom of a pint glass, adding a half pint of lager, and a half pint of Smirnoff Ice.

Distinguished from the Shandy, which omits the vodka.
Example:
The gang got right shitfaced drinking turbo shandys last night.


turbo shandy with boost
a turbo shandy as described, using strong lager and smirnoff ice. but with extra boost of a single shot of vodka added. not to be confused with a twin charged shandy
Example:
i need to get wasted before the pub shuts, i'll have a turbo shandy with boost


Turbo Shandy
60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
Example:
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'


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