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snakes
noun: Almost certainly the worst thing to possibly have on a plane, according to Samuel L. Jackson.
Example:
Samuel L. Jackson: We got snakes on a muhfuggin' plane, here, man!

Kenan Thompson: Thats almost certainly the worst thing to possibly have on a plane, according to you!

Samuel L Jackson:...and I hope they burn in hell!


snakes
What you have after you eat a meal that is going to make u shit liquid.
Example:
Me: Man I just ate 5 burritos.

A friend: Ur going to be shitting snakes.


snakes
snakes (snakus verislowus) are defined by their long slender bodies and extremely slow nature. Scientist recently proved that their sluggish speed is only matched by the even slower creature, the pig tailed mcouat (gaysexus mcouatus). Most species of snake can be found in their natural habitat, planes. And thats all anyone knows about the snakes.
Example:
"Yes, of course snakes are faster than mcouats."


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