nylon

From New York and LONdon - a trans-Atlantic commuter, usually in financial services, consulting, fashion, or media. A subspecies of yuppie with lots of frequent-flier miles and a tri-band cell phone.



nylon
A small or big growth on your hand that never seems to go away.
Example:
A wart which is called a nylon


NYLON
An "indie" fashion/art/music magazine that is primarily targeted towards girls in their late teens and twenties. NYLON was created in 1999 by Marvin Scott Jarrett, who "never set out for NYLON to be the biggest magazine - just the coolest." It frequently features "It Girls" like Cory Kennedy and Peaches Geldof, and lesser-known (but still relatively popular) actresses and bands such as Lily Allen and Camilla Belle.

Contrary to popular belief, NYLON is not only read by "hipsters" and "indie kids," although they certainly make up a large percentage of the "letters to the editors."

Although it can sometimes be overbearingly pretentious and preoccupied with being unique, NYLON provides a nice alternative to the mass-produced "Seventeen" and "Cosmo" magazines that are so popular today. As long as you don't buy into every word of every article, NYLON can be an enjoyable magazine that introduces you to new ways of dressing, up-and-coming bands, and more.
Example:
NYLON letter to the editor from a dedicated fan: "dear nylon, you are my bible. you are the mozerella to my maccaronni, the ranch to my green salad. you are a stellar piece of work & just fabulous. you are the love child of art, fashion, music, and sex. i literally scream every time i see you in the mailbox, because that is how much i love you. marry me? xx"

casual NYLON reader: "Yeah, NYLON is pretty cool. I loved how they featured Lily Allen, she makes really catchy music, but she's not nearly as overrated as Miley Cyrus or PCD. And their fashion layouts gave me some awesome ideas for new outfits! That one article by that 'It Girl' was way over the top, though. She made it sound like every girl who listens to mainstream music every once in a while is some kind of blood traitor. It was so 'holier-than-thou!'"


Nylons
Colorful nickname for the city of New Orleans, Louisiana, as pronounced in the distinctive New Orleans patois
Example:
Guy #1: I'm going to be taking a trip down to Nylons later this month.
Guy #2: I believe most people call it Nawlins.
Mayor of New Orleans: Both pronunciations are acceptable.


nylon fuck
The act of a male putting the stocking of a woman on his hard cock and fucking the nylon with his hand..Usually ends up with ejaculating in the stocking.
Example:
I stole her worn nylons and gave myself the award of the year..a nylon fuck..


Nipigon Nylons
A term referring to the layering of socks to keep one's feet warm during cold outdoor excursions. Usually the last layer is a pair of polyester/wool blend work socks ("Nipigon Nylons")which both genders tend to wear during the winter season in Northern Ontario, Canada when enjoying outdoor recreation or performing work. Usually combined with insulated water-resistant boots.

Nipigon is a small town in Northwestern Ontario, approximately 110 km east of Thunder Bay, Ontario Canada.
Example:
"It's gonna get down to -40 eh, better put on your Nipigon Nylons eh"


Nipigon Nylons
A term referring to the layering of socks to keep one's feet warm during cold outdoor excursions. Usually the last layer is a pair of polyester/wool blend work socks ("Nipigon Nylons")which both genders tend to wear during the winter season in Northern Ontario, Canada when enjoying outdoor recreation or performing work. Usually combined with insulated water-resistant boots.

Nipigon is a small town in Northwestern Ontario, approximately 110 km east of Thunder Bay, Ontario Canada.
Example:
"It's gonna get down to -40 eh, better put on your Nipigon Nylons eh"


Making nylon
When one ejaculates into one's bath water after a nifty tub-wank. The resultant mess of 'man-made' thread like matter is akin to nylon.
Example:
I was making nylon in the bath and needed to take a shower afterwards as it clung to my body when I drained the water.


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