The Evan

named after the little-known celebrity, Evan Hill. contrary to other definitions of The Evan, it describes something very strange that you or anyone else has done.



The Evan
named after the little-known celebrity Evan Hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform The Evan you must live life as a complete asshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.
Example:
bob: dude, you were a total dick at that party last night.

rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.

bob: hows that?

rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.


The Evan
The Evan is a term used to describe the act of having sex with one's coat on. typically the male will aquire his jacket and proceed to boff (mate with) the female. Other phrases include the Double Evan, in which the female is also wearing a coat, or the Half-Evan in which the male has removed half the coat. The much more rare version of this, of course, is the Frozen Evan. This is when the male is wearing a fluffy down ski jacket. this often will get in the way of things and is chosen only by the most daring of Evaners.
Example:
"James and i did The Frozen Evan, you know, The Evan, only with a ski jacket, in order to spice things up in the bedroom, last night."
"Did it work?"

"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.


Evan
Evan is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans are pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evan. Evan is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evan, never let him go.
Example:
Evan is a wonderful friend.


Evan
Someone who has a beautiful, precious, and caring heart. He is so extremely handsome and can make you easily fall in love with his beautiful eyes, and big smile. When you hug him you immediately feel safe and at home. He makes love the greatest feeling in the world, and never fails to make someone happy. He is the most loving, selfless, kind-hearted, caring, and respectful guy anyone would be lucky enough to know let alone love. This is the type of guy you’d want to be your boyfriend for he has the most respect and shows you off like your his most prized possession. He is inspiring, and strong and unbelievably perfect. Anyone would be lucky enough to know an evan, but if you are able to fall in love with one... get ready for the greatest experience of your life in the most positive and happiest way.
Example:
“Oh damn, I wish I was dating an Evan!”
“Fuck, Evans hot.”
“You’re so lucky you’re dating an Evan.”


Evan
A very silly but smart guy. If you're in pain, he'll make you feel better and forget you were ever in pain with his silly dumb jokes. It might not seem like it but he is very smart. He can be such a big idiot but that's what makes him Evan. Even if you don't want to smile, he will make you smile without even trying. That's how funny he is. He has beautiful dark brown puppy dog eyes and he is adorable but cute. Even though it might not seem like it, he's sweet...sometimes. He the type of guy you will have to always say "stop" to. He can be a little annoying but you can never be mad at him because he's genuinely a good person. He doesn't act annoying or act crazy on purpose, it's who he is. He's a very lovable person and if you get a Evan in your life, he will change it in a good way. He will make you smile every day until your face can't frown anymore. Get yourself an Evan. He's perfectly imperfect in every way possible.
Example:
Venus: Leave me alone, Evan. I'm not in the mood.
Evan: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Venus: *chuckles* Shut up. I'm trying to be angry, Mr. Sir.
Evan: Ok, Mrs. Ma'am.
Venus: *laughs* Mrs. Ma'am?

Maddie: He's so adorable. He must be an Evan.

Tayla: I can't with Evan. He's too smart. Every time i give him a riddle, he figures it out like, can I have my moment to shine and leave you qustioning the riddle?


Evan
Smart guy with beautiful hair. Extremely caring towards others, but never has anyone care for him. Evan is often lonely and and sad, and has trouble finding a girlfriend or significant other. He is an incredibly good friend and wingman. He is often left out when it comes to happiness or love, but enjoys spending his time making others happy.
Example:
Look its my friend evan!


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