turtle up

to curl up face down, in fetal-like position in self defense



Turtle Up
To go on the defensive. To make oneself incapable of harm or damage.

Can be used in a literal or figurative sense.
Example:
1. When losing the game, he chose to turtle up, giving himself an opportunity to comeback.

2. The opposing boxer decided to turtle up and wait for the striker to tire himself out before striking back.


Turtle Up
Verb. 1) when a turtle is flipped over and unable to right itself. 2) When your drunk ass girlfriend falls on her ass from walking in heels in Ybor city and can't get off her back in the middle of the parking garage
Example:
OMG last night my girlfriend was so drunk she fell on her back and couldn't right herself again. A total turtle up situation.


Turtle Up
Verb. 1) when a turtle is flipped over and unable to right itself. 2) When your drunk ass girlfriend falls on her ass from walking in heels in Ybor city any can't get off her back in the middle of the parking garage
Example:
OMG last night my girlfriend was so drunk she fell on her back and couldn't right herself again. She total turtle up situation.


turtled up
When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.
Example:
Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.


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