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FIRST!!

A term used to describe the first person to post a comment on a popular video, forum, or website. Usually used by little kids who think they are cool because they are the first of thousands to comment on something popular, when in reality no one really thinks its cool.

First!

by antirix on Feb 19, 2018 07:28:47

Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.

Example:
First!
First like and comment
1st

But first

by Abe382393493 on Nov 13, 2006 08:46:43

The transition catch phrase of Big Brother Chenbot.

Example:
"Who will be evicted tonight? But first! Mike Boogie is creepy."

"But first!"

the first

by BowTieGirl on Jun 15, 2003 11:56:34

the first evil; the root of everything that is bad.

Example:
The power of good will triump over the first.

First!

by immatellyouwhat on Aug 02, 2008 01:31:21

Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first

Example:
1st Commenter: "FIRST!"

2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."

Firstness

by Katamari671 on Nov 25, 2010 00:08:57

Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.

Example:
I'm a loser for achieving firstness.

first

by Darth That Makes Words on Mar 18, 2021 03:49:39

What the first 100 comments say in every YouTube video since like 2020

Example:
Markiplier uploads a video
9 yr old: First
10 yr old: FIRST!!
etc

firsting

by fallentomato on Jul 07, 2009 00:00:09

The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to "second!" or "third!"

Example:
Blogger17: Long, thoughtful post about something important

obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place

first

by ronmex7 on Apr 17, 2009 09:40:43

Apparently sought after position of being the first person to write on an online comment section, only to use the opportunity to write "first."

Example:
Mike: "Yeah bro, I totally wrote first on that article."

Allen: "Thats not douchey at all."

First

by I21-a on Nov 27, 2014 00:41:58

A word that highly skilled internet commenters post on internet message boards to show their superior skills at being the first to comment on an article, blog post or other internet forum. Typically these people are highly skilled and successful individuals that are irresistible to members of the opposite sex.

Example:
Ian21 is always getting first on message boards, he is so cool, he owns PWE.

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