shit and split

Going into a house party or gathering. Taking a dump without flushing and leaving.



shit and split
A bowel movement that consists of only one log and 1-2 wipes to cleanse yourself. Usually 30 seconds from pants down to pants up.
Example:
"it won't be long, it's going to be a shit and split."


Shit and Split
The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Example:
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!



Shit-N-Split
The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They go about shaking hands, touching door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.
Example:
That guy just did a Shit-N-Split! Then he shook Kevin's hand!


shit split
The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.
Example:
Oh my god Tom, I was partying with Jason last night and he totally pulled off a perfect shit split.


Shit split
In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.
Example:
Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!


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