shit and split
by 711arbor on Oct 15, 2009 11:40:36
A bowel movement that consists of only one log and
1-2 wipes to cleanse yourself. Usually 30 seconds from
pants down to
pants up.
Shit and Split
by Lbayncha1 on Feb 15, 2009 11:32:04
The act of
taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet
flush. And by
that time, you're gone.
Example:
Matt:
Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!
Chris:
Yah, he Shit and Split!
Shit and Split
by RenegadeRebel on Jan 14, 2007 02:01:29
Shit and split
by rburton on Oct 01, 2009 11:37:07
Shit-N-Split
by JXV030 on Jan 16, 2008 10:27:36
The act of catching someone taking a dump and not washing their hands. They
go about shaking hands, touching
door knobs, using other peoples keyboards, etc.
Shit Split
by King Skelvis on Mar 24, 2014 21:40:37
Example:
He was floating in the
swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his
shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot
peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.
shit split
by Misc Man on Dec 09, 2007 03:48:00
The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit.
The thong in turn
spliting the pinched load in half to either side of
the thong.
Shit Split
by JanusAnalprobe on Apr 17, 2011 09:46:32
Shit split
by Duhastmich on Nov 19, 2013 06:15:41
In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five
knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else
on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a
knockout if performed correctly.