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two dogs

Mediocre; run of the mill; as if by chance (Australia). From the Australian national joke: A young Indian brave goes to his Chief to ask for advice. "Chief?" he asked. "How do you choose the names you give us?" The old man responds, "You see your friend there? I named him Soaring Eagle after the first thing that I saw when he was born. That goes for everyone I name. But you of all the braves should know this, Two Dogs Fucking."

Two Dogs in a Bathtub

by billy poopluvr on May 05, 2004 04:01:19

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

Example:
i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

two dogs in a tub

by Mike Fennelly is Hot on Apr 01, 2003 22:03:01

put your balls in the persons ass...its ass hard as keeping 2 dogs in a tub

Example:
I gave Zack Dunn 2 dogs in a tub.

two dogs in a bath

by postmyk on Jan 29, 2004 08:14:42

a term used when attempting to place both balls into another's mouth and failing

Example:
It's just like two dogs in a bath, one is always trying to get out

two dogs in a bath tub

by jgf on Jul 20, 2006 05:34:45

When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".

Example:
"This bitch's ass was so loose that I had to give her the two dogs in a bath tub treatment."

two dogs in the bath tub

by partyboyneil on Aug 24, 2008 09:47:47

It's where a women is in doggy style and 2 men shove the cock in her ass at the same time in a violent matter, leaving pubic hair on her ass and after you jizz in her ass, it will leak out and stick to the hair, looking like a hairy ass, or dogs ass

Example:
Dude, me and jon put two dogs in the bath tub at jenny's house last night and she was screaming until we jizzed in her ass and she calmed down!

Feed two dogs with one bone

by EJ M on Jan 24, 2011 23:07:38

To solve two problems with a single action. The phrase was created to be a less violent version of "kill two birds with one stone."

Example:
I needed to run some errands but I also wanted to catch up with Melissa. I decided to feed two dogs with one bone and I asked Melissa to come with me.

Two Stupid Dogs

by Dave on Dec 31, 2004 13:15:17

A kick-ass Hanna-Barbara cartoon that was around during the early 90's.

Example:
"Isn't that cute.....BUT IT'S WRONG!!!"

Sick as two dogs

by MalumLibrum958 on Apr 19, 2023 02:44:24

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

Example:
I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

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